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The UK's No.1 Satirical News Site http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/

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Which bullshit excuse are you using to get pissed tonight? buff.ly/qrwXieW

06.03.2026 19:30 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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The Mash guide to being a dickhead on trains buff.ly/wMNOu2p

06.03.2026 17:30 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Starmer should go all in on this war, then it would be his fault buff.ly/iiVhJLQ

06.03.2026 17:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Fish pedicures, and other stuff that vanished without you noticing buff.ly/LHeOnwp

06.03.2026 16:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Period-tracking app lets boyfriend know when he will be a selfish arsehole buff.ly/CSYxV4P

06.03.2026 15:30 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Professions you'd be delighted to see destroyed by AI buff.ly/KgOhE1r

06.03.2026 14:30 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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World War Three can’t decide where to start buff.ly/MEepkd8

06.03.2026 13:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The Archbishop of Canterbury on… Isabel Oakeshott: could always try fleeing Dubai in a dinghy buff.ly/pSMK8fb

06.03.2026 12:25 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Man never more than eight hours from beer buff.ly/tQHuUow

06.03.2026 11:36 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Good TV ratings, Christian, not Iranian: Trump’s qualifications to be Iran’s next supreme leader buff.ly/4nknXaa

06.03.2026 10:45 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Why under-16s must not face a social media ban. By a teenager who is a living advert for it buff.ly/6FCpCFa

06.03.2026 09:02 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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How to have an affair if you're not sure how to get started buff.ly/Ipc08T8

05.03.2026 19:30 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Middle class alcohol 'less alcoholic than all other alcohol' buff.ly/7sF3JBE

05.03.2026 17:30 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Transcript of White House press conference on why Keir Starmer is a beta cuck, 5-3-26 buff.ly/sH5L3lM

05.03.2026 17:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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A handy guide to bullshit letting agent fees buff.ly/krmuOUK

05.03.2026 16:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Young woman thinks older male colleague is 'being nice' buff.ly/sIDDCM1

05.03.2026 15:30 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Mr Bump, and other zero-effort World Book Day costumes for parents who can't be arsed buff.ly/7wKb129

05.03.2026 14:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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EsDeeKid, and six other acts which justify giving up listening to new music buff.ly/la9ahn6

05.03.2026 13:03 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Grandparent’s death prepares child for loss of pet buff.ly/jYIUOfo

05.03.2026 12:02 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Secure them a minimum-wage job: How you can help a British refugee from Dubai buff.ly/zGbHL9p

05.03.2026 11:02 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Couple on third date have already shared all their best stories buff.ly/xINjm8e

05.03.2026 10:03 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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How I intend to out-macho every army in the entire world, by Pete Hegseth buff.ly/vvYbJan

05.03.2026 09:02 👍 5 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 1
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Mystery as man who got sex no longer replying to texts buff.ly/HQKt3ro

04.03.2026 19:30 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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27-year-old man man unveils utterly tragic shopping basket buff.ly/ppfsQp9

04.03.2026 17:30 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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No sign Trump even enjoying this buff.ly/P6Iosf2

04.03.2026 17:06 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Pedants literally give up over misuse of 'literally' buff.ly/77Tuo5w

04.03.2026 16:30 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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The seven best chocolate bars that the bastards took away from us buff.ly/7RMlgfc

04.03.2026 15:30 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Characters who can't stop shagging each other, according to weird fan art buff.ly/scvWQGI

04.03.2026 14:30 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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We ask you: Which aspect of Rachel Reeves’s Spring Statement means she should resign immediately? buff.ly/ygndULK

04.03.2026 13:07 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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America wins: Trump’s one-point plan for war, broken down buff.ly/KEbe48g

04.03.2026 12:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0