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ok but what is the abundance bros’ plan for every gay club, bathhouse, pool party, and taxi cab playing music so loud my earplugs still aren’t enough?

this flight to PV is an extremely chaotic mix of gays and families on spring break

is this a recession indicator?

hilariously the only stock i have that hasn’t totally collapsed is the 7 shares of grindr i bought as a joke

didn’t really expect to be underwater on beyonce tickets in 2025 but hear we are 😅🫠

so had lana’s family member already flown out or…

just remembered that i could’ve sworn the gogo dancer at MEAT on saturday was @asscelaexpress.bsky.social

omg i forgot about yik yak

Carcinisation but instead of crabs everything becomes a weed shop

it’s really unfortunate that most americans are experiential learners

what if humans went through pon farr?

pride. you’re describing nyc pride weekend.

i just saw this bus go by and i like it a lot but i just feel like they could’ve put her face slightly closer to the front of the bus?

sitting through the credits, but only in a theater. not at home

self lubing + cleaning hole 😅

why is kori doing soozie’s makeup?

i thought we got rid of DEI why are there straight bros at my gay gym??

www.nytimes.com/2025/02/02/o...

country album of the year!!!

btw it’s tax season and if it works for your tax situation you should use the IRS’s free DirectFile tool! it’s like turbotax but free and better!

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i don’t think anyone else in my building knows that dryers have lint traps

imo the minute i saw it i wanted her to lip sync cause it could’ve been unique and stupid and funny!

if she had kept it on for the lip sync and been able to steal the show from inside mattress it would’ve been iconic, but she couldn’t

also if she had known the words…

joella should’ve kept the mattress on

just need that forbidden horse gatorade bucket and i could be an extra in Sorry to Bother You

the amount of oat products i consume on a daily basis would make a horse blush

Over 9000 likes and 100 post cards sold. I feel like we can do better than that. The world needs SciShow!!!

queer community im not kidding when i say we need to check on and protect our trans people. now more than ever. like we ALL need to distribute community now

yeah i think i’d actually prefer that when there’s large things like months-long shutdowns, they order it in such a way that there’s a noticeable improvement afterwards, even if that order of work is more expensive

about to get a lot of replies to my “hey handsome” messages at 4am

i forgot about battle hymn and was trying to figure out why grindr was so dead 😅