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Hi. I’d like ICE eradicated by any means necessary. ANY. MEANS.

Disgusting swine with his merch on. Doesn’t give one shit.

If I didn’t have to pay rent, I’d be doing ok.

WAKKO!!!

How many Hipster Dads pushing strollers and wearing Deftones shirts can fit into the Atwater post office?

Oh he’s WAY OUT IN THE OPEN down there so let’s hope he goes back there soon! 🤞🏽

Get him while he’s between bunkers. Or totally exposed on a golf course on the coast of Florida.

As a chunky person, I don’t think I can wear a Superchunk shirt. Or Cake. Or Meatloaf. Vanilla Fudge. Cream. Bread. Archers of Loaf.

Smashing Pumpkins or Cranberries are ok though.

When even nice, outcast-y guys get a little popularity, many of them turn into insufferable bro-holes.

These men all need to be taken behind the chemical sheds.

This animatronic needs a tune up.

The movie Roller Boogie isn’t streaming anywhere.

God what a fucking loser. “Why does the entire medical establishment not agree with meeee and the shit I make up!!??” 😩

Sounds like him.

I think Virgil/Sunset/Hollywood Blvd might have this March Madness Intersection thing locked.

Saw her own head off like Toni Collette in Hereditary.

💔 This country hurts children at every opportunity.

Name? Shropshire Slasher.
Occupation? Shropshire Slasher.

Nooo let him be reckless. Play golf on a wide open course. Wear red hat. 🎯

Maralago is right there on the edge of Florida. Pretty easy pickings.

You got a fish that lives in a percolator?

Trump's never done anything quietly.

gimme that superchunk shirt

That's the uppance I would like to come to her.

Everyone at the UPS Store knows that the last seven bras I ordered didn’t fit me.

I’m convinced! A man dancing in his underwear at a wedding surely makes good decisions! And a Nazi would never want to make Jews uncomfortable! 👍🏽

Albert Rosenfield speaks about Twin Peaks like I talk about the town where my mom lives.

I wrote a fake story to the NY Times in cahoots with a radio show and got the radio show in a little trouble.

I’m so sick of everyone.

Pasted-on Noggin brand scotch.