Mike

Obviously a battery organiser

My wife once jumped out of our moving car because there was a wasp inside. We're getting divorced now, unrelated 😂

Has it been left with a neighbour?

Every citizen should be offered a radar gun and be able to pocket 50% of the fines from the speeders they catch.

"I drove all night, crept in your room
Woke you from your sleep to make love to you
Is that all right?"
No Roy, that's really not cool!

I was driving Jo Pavey to the sports personality of the year (2014) but due to a hold up with a family member I sat in her kitchen drinking tea with her mum who turned out to be my yr1 primary school teacher. Very random

For the love of God won't someone call Ari Vatanen

News media lazily take their direction from the newspapers who in turn pander to a very small very pro brexit reader base. The model is broken

Could Europe permanently loan us an EU membership?

I need this

Unfortunately for the rest of us immigration is the primary enemy for these people. They'll forgive any lie, inconvenience and hardship if immigration is sorted... Which (of course) it won't

This is amateur, I own 7 taxis that work round the clock. Every one of my drivers is briefed on what to do in an emergency and part of that is me always being contactable. If you run a 24/7 business you HAVE to be available

If you're well known for hard work and integrity I imagine getting a job after being an MP is pretty easy. If you're known for being a knobhead then I guess you've only yourself to blame

CS stands for colleague shop, any food labelled CS used to be offered to the staff as freebies. I guess now they've opened it up to the public

I had to mothball my company for 3yrs when my son became ill and was awarded carers allowance. When things with him began to improve I had more time so took a part time job only to be hit with a £1700 bill as I'd worked 15mins overtime. I wasn't poor when he got ill but I was when he got healthy

I remember seeing the drawings in Autosport!

100%

I wish it was his last race. Would have been a great way to go

Some might say after recent announcements the source maybe his underwear

You started as Sir Humphrey and ended as Malcolm Tucker. Top marks!

Imagine the bugs and hidden surveillance on that plane 🤯

Reform don't care. They have no interest in governance and they got their election headlines.

Part of me hopes his challenge fails just before the line and cameras catch him smashing up a Toyota Corolla

Remainers: ok cool, it fixes a tiny part of the problem
Brexiteers: It's a disgrace!!

Why does it have to take so long though? It's not like his death came out of the blue

The front of my campervan says different.

They're absolutely right, we don't have the destroyers or support/logistics vessels to maintain combat effectiveness that far from home

I'm at the dentist and they're playing Jeremy Vine, I'd rather the techno tbh

I convinced my dad that Owen Jones is the son of Griff Rhys Jones

How long until we hear Trump say "Globalisation hurts America so from (insert date) only ships flying the American flag will be protected by our tremendous Navy"