This is a good lesson for journalists: Use plain language to state true things clearly.
13.03.2026 20:48
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This is a good lesson for journalists: Use plain language to state true things clearly.
It’s just Seinfeld, but with protein bars
Oh wow, 14 months into the term you realized disaster relief might actually be important!?!?!?
Instances like this will surely stop now that we’re bombing even more countries indiscriminately
You can literally see his inner monologue: “goddamn it, they’re gonna clip this..”
Oh wow, a country where they shoot protestors? Yikes, sounds like a bad country
Trump 3/9/2026: "Iran also has some Tomahawks…A Tomahawk is very generic."
Trump 3/13/2026: "Nobody has the technology or weapons that we have…We have the Tomahawks."
Me and The Boys gearing up for The Gulf in order to deal with “bad genetics” that are “not your genetic,” because “it’s a terrible thing - and it happens - it happens.”
They just paid $250B in SpaceX equity for a product that apparently isn’t usable
“No, you see the sexual perversion and misogyny are a result of Erol, the White Nationalism and eugenics are from Maye. The perfect cocktail!”
The family convinced Issacson it was all Erol when in fact the vein of white supremacy runs just as deep through Maye’s branch
Hegseth: Why do the headlines say inflammatory things like “war intensifies”?
Pentagon official press release 3 days ago: Hegseth says war intensifies
I would love for someone to find 5 unique pieces of content on Amazon Prime worth streaming simultaneously…
NO TIME FOR WOKE RULES OF MIDAIR REFUELING ENGAGEMENT IN THE FOG OF DEFINITELY NOT A WAR
“14 Children, 0 missed calls.”
(1) The accused declared, ordered, or otherwise indicated that there shall be no survivors or surrender accepted; (2) The accused thereby intended to threaten an adversary or to conduct hostilities such that there would be no survivors or surrender accepted; (3) It was foreseeable that circumstances would be such that a practicable and reasonable ability to accept surrender would exist; (4) The accused was in a position of effective command or control over the subordinate forces to which the declaration or order was directed; and (5) The conduct took place in the context of and was associated with hostilities.
✋ Former USG war crimes lawyer here.
Apropos of SecDef's remarks this morning:
Denial of quarter—even the declaration of no quarter—is a war crime.
And recognized as such by the US Government.
From DoD's Manual for Military Commissions.
Counterpoint: When you never formally declare goals your “strategy” can never be called into question…
This is supposedly at the heart of any Optimus utility, no big deal, just rip and replace.
Keep it up
We just gotta get back to Night Soil
“CyberCab solves this, merely noise in the long term horizon of full autonomy”
