Andrew McRae

Lmao

The Fetterman Gambit

Time is weird when you remember that there are more living main cast members of the original 1960s STAR TREK than the 1980s sitcom NIGHT COURT

So what you're saying is his swashbuckling days were behind him.

Teriyaki flavor or regular?

Gross and impressive

Did they have to work on his tomb or something? Can't have been much of him left.

America, the land of two political parties:

The Nazi Party and the Vichy Party.

Amazing how these schmucks sound like small time chud podcasters when they try to out-trump trump

They don't understand that it's not just buzzwords, but a special combo of failed actor and being an incurable dummy that gives trump his aura of an old timey huckster

It's not *just* trash talking

Tom Hanks as Joe stands cheerfully on top of a raft made of handcrafted watertight luggage

JOE VERSUS THE VOLCANO is a great little neo screwball, a throwback to the 1940s, and just as charmingly cornball as those flicks with just as much heart. Hanks and Ryan have insane chemistry together, Powell and Loy stuff. It's also got probably the best take on the modern workplace put on film.

There's one of two types of American cooks, ones into good food with interesting ingredients and ones who have drawers full of Kraft singles, use margerine, and think adding packets of Hidden Valley Ranch to crock-pot chicken is gourmet

Headlines for khomeini should be side by side photos of him and trump: "Ayatollah Killed By Assaholla"

Turns out Maine citizens are exactly the insular bumpkins Stephen King always depicted them as

Blowing up a school in Iran shows that shooting kids where they learn isn't just an American pastime but US international policy

Opening to Twin Peaks featuring the lyrics to It's Garry Shandling Show's theme

If they're calling this the "best since," looks like they're calling George Washington's cabinet a big ol pile of stinky horseshit

"Let them eat offal," sez Marie Antoi-kennedy

Constantly thinking of the line they gave to Eddie Murphy's Rudy Ray Moore in DOLEMITE IS MY NAME: "This movie had no titties, no funny and no kung-fu."

Replace kung-fu with gunplay and Paul Verhoeven's smash sci-fi masterpieces all fall into the category of plenty of humor, titties, and violence.

Sisu duel-wielding tommy guns

SISU: ROAD TO REVENGE is MAD MAX: FURY ROAD by way of plot and INDIANA JONES by way of comedic, period action with great choreography. This time the villains are Commies, but fascist is fascist when it comes to goons getting killed in hilariously carnage-filled ways. Give me a third of this series.

All the tacos, followed by all the beers, immediately followed by the run

And if you slow down or vomit, they get you Long Walk style

Only benefit is with these oligarchs buying up media and kowtowing to the regime, canceling Disney+, Paramount+, soon HBO Max, etc. means my streaming bill is going to be dirt cheap

It's beyond parody that Maine voters who already split their state between an elderly do nothing and an elderly nazi will now choose a younger nazi instead

Yeah, but which one are you

Geez, I don't know what to do. Installing a new dryer and both it and the old one somehow got a stepsister stuck in them

Yes, because the same federal law enforcement that is investigating the ICE murder victims for being antifa will definitely prosecute corrupt postal workers for election tampering. Definitely. Totally. I, too, live in our current reality.

Thanks, Oprah

I am not exaggerating when I say I think this might be the greatest timeline cleanse I have ever seen.

When you can't remember all the lyrics to Tequila by The Champs

The reason all current democratic leadership needs to go is that they want to negotiate with the nazis to goosestep a little more quietly

What'd be really cool is if he'd start excommunicating these people and sending them to hell