It pains me to admit that I no longer can horror movie for 3 years maybe who knows
25.02.2026 21:44
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It pains me to admit that I no longer can horror movie for 3 years maybe who knows
A never ending peanut crumb
Thé baguette turned into a snake on my arm, and then I knew spring was coming
I am a floating brain stem in a sea of ikea products - I long to smash the kallax that suffocate my jovial spirit at every turn
Coral reefs out here doing the heavy lifting amiright ladies
Who the HELL is Ted Lasso and why do I suspect he is most likely one of Iron Age Europe’s insanely well preserved & notorious Bog Bodies
Thé winds of change never accounted for the urban wind tunnel of protectionism
Feeling passive in thé Alps! Is this how Mary Shelley felt…
I’ve written the next great American theatre piece! It’s titled: Gossip Harbour, and it is a tale about a man filled with hubris who steals most of the blanket at night from his wife. It will star Debra messing snd whoever played will
I am forever haunted by the vibes of Jaws 3
The SINISTER nature of canoe portaging won’t fool me - I’ll simply swim through the salmon spawning grounds…
Sinkholes be damned, go ahead! Engulf me!
Ylang ylang ain’t got nuthin on me! I have seen the face of Sabrina carpenter and hell follows with it
Is it a crime to fall in love w the full moon lol
Sure, fame may be a GUN but have you ever threatened someone with a BRANCH in front of Paris’ FORMER largest slaughterhouse (which is now a community center maybe a public market)
Hitting up the Paris Brandy Melville as I type this!! I am brimming with potential and have a lust for life.
Plz keep an eye out for seleener!! Not safe on these beaches !!
Every time some insane ad hits me on Grindr I just think about how STUPID companies must think gay ppl r (we are stupid just not in the way that you think)
Main problem with North America is that there are too many speakers (Bluetooth)
I’ve only met 3 gay people in my life. One of them was God.
Biking making my ass firmer but not bigger sigh squats incoming
Dragonfruit. A cultural delicacy if you’ve ever been to Starbucks. I have not. How is it?
Taking a breathe of fresh air so I can write erotic post apocalyptic fiction!
Hottttttt
What is an Apple watch? Can I use it to grow my crops
Thé green!
We can’t talk in this baskin n robins deep freeze cold room - it’s not safe
INVEST IN SOLAR
When the woods of northern Alberta where still abundant before the tar sands my sisters and I would plant rubix cubes in an effort to grow a giant rubix cube tree
Contemplating Kaijus lurking and roaming in bucolic celestial landscapes - when will we find planet 9….. I long to flirt with the Anunnaki