Rob

She’s talking about rugs, but I laughed. Because I need Jesus.

Nothing wrong with negotiation, I often put in offers to sellers myself. But it’s a quick back and forth not a week-long saga of slow responses.

Vinted buyers who push back and forth on the price, then take 3 days to reply to your last offer, and when they do have the audacity to ask "can you send it tomorrow?"

No. Fuck off. If it was urgent you'd have replied to me when I lowered my offer on Sunday. I'm posting it late just to spite you.

It's like they'd prefer to run articles demonising tech companies rather than actually helping people, because one gets more clicks and ad revenue than the other. Yawn etc.

News article doing the rounds today about a woman who took Apple to court to get access to her husband's iCloud account after he died. Most of them making almost no mention of the fact you can set up a "Legacy Contact" on most platforms (including your iPhone) to cover this exact eventuality.

Just push harder. Make each set count.

RIP 🪦

Petition to have a little rest seat next to the squat rack.

People in the U.K. will remember when fuel duty was cut and all the fuel retailers kept the price the same and pocketed the difference 😌

Personally I’d have responded to say “tell him I’m flattered but I’m not actually interested! Could you let him down gently?”

Once number has been given and they text “hey, X mentioned they’d given you my number. I’m really flattered but you’re not actually my type/I’m not looking to date. Sorry!”

Omg not NOW KIM

Must have listened to this at least 3 times at the gym this morning.

Someone just walked past my office and said to their colleague "have you seen that spider? Proper big furry one been sitting there all morning" so, it's been nice knowing you all, but I live in here now.

“The mainstream media aren’t covering [story]” and the first response is “surprisingly the BBC have picked it up [link]!”

🙄

I don’t use my debit card (I put everything on credit and pay off each month when the statement comes) so it has literally no idea what I spend and what I spend it on 😂

Anyway, let’s Monday.

I’m going to hurt tomorrow.

Men are like buses. (Except the second one is probably a rail replacement due to take me not-quite where I’m going and liable to delays).

Mood.

I paid the equivalent of $7.65/gal this morning for diesel💀

"Make it fit on one page, damnit!"

If I have to ask what the emoji means, I already know I'm not into it.

My adverts are mostly for clothes. TM Lewin, Charles Tyrwhitt, Arne etc. although recently I've been getting some for suitcases and holidays.

Was it something I said?

Just having a casual Saturday night playing The Sims while Little Miss Pissy Paws purrs in my lap.

😭

I do love her, but not so much when she considers 4am an excellent play time.

Pussytwat 🐈

It’s just me standing in my pants again.

Faffing, pottering, mithering, a kerfuffle, a shambles, a palaver. We have some properly cute words.