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Dave Carson

@carsonragnar

Time for: Sports, humour, critters. No time for: Racism, hate, divisive politics. Witness in person to a trifecta of Toronto sports championships, Stanley Cup, Grey Cup, World Series. Also a Buffalo Bills fan...sigh.

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10.03.2026 21:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"You interested in trading McDavid?"
"No"
"Ok, thanks. Just checking. Call you next week."

10.03.2026 18:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Who will pay to get my tooth fixed??"

10.03.2026 13:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It will coincide with the release of the health care plan.

10.03.2026 13:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The concept of a health care plan would be out any day though. The likes of which has never been seen before. Grown men with tears in their eyes would be hugging Governor Poilievre in the streets. One supporter wanted to kiss him on the lips.

09.03.2026 23:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The woke fanatic liberals cancelled it so Governor Poilievre made March 9th Great Again

09.03.2026 23:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Celebrating the Fourth of July

09.03.2026 23:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Birds of a feather

09.03.2026 23:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like playing chess with a pigeon. The pigeon just knocks all the pieces over. Then shits all over the board and struts around like he won.

09.03.2026 22:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Scott Laughton with another goal and an assist so far today. Escaping Berube Hockey has done wonders for him. Just think, that could have been Max Domi and Morgan Rielly scoring for their new teams.

09.03.2026 22:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Dem Librals R gunna take away muh freedoms"

09.03.2026 22:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

" Look, beachfront condos in Cabo San Lucas in April for $1500 a week!"

08.03.2026 01:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Honk Honk"

07.03.2026 21:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 15:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 15:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Leafs are smarter than the rest.

07.03.2026 14:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 14:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes. Getting shots through is the key now, screen the goaltender and scrum for rebounds. The big clapper days are mostly gone, everyone blocks shots now.

07.03.2026 02:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have to spread the responsibilities around, build a real team where each player feels valued for their role.

07.03.2026 02:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Burns gave each player a role and they knew what it was. The top players didn't kill penalties, they had other players assigned for that, same as the checking roles. A true team, not the 'superstars' sucking up all the oxygen.

07.03.2026 01:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not sure if Simon Nemec is one of those players, but if he's truly available he's worth the gamble to acquire. Because they have nothing in the system even close to being that type of defenceman.

07.03.2026 01:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I knew Davey Keon could do it!"

07.03.2026 01:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They definitely need a coach who can pull the best out of each player, and a bit more. Thinking more of a Pat Burns type than Quinn.

07.03.2026 01:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Berube can do wonders with a lineup like that!

07.03.2026 01:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Again??"

07.03.2026 01:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll probably be in a home waiting for my pudding cup.

07.03.2026 01:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The playoff series vs Washington. They played with enthusiasm, desire and emotion. They could have won that series. The future looked bright.

07.03.2026 01:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

5 year plan number 12 incoming.

07.03.2026 00:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

'Tree' with the "It's on me" Dubas excuse.

06.03.2026 21:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But David Kampf who they did give away gets a 6th

06.03.2026 20:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0