TK

Just finished blowing up 400 balloons

For me allergy pills work up to a point. I somehow ALWAYS touch my eyes after being around cats too which obviously makes it soo much worse

Stewie Griffin from Family Guy with pink eye

I want a cat so bad but every time I’m around one I leave looking like this

Ford trying to charge me FIFTY dollars a month to use the semi-autonomous driving feature on my car. Baby I’ll just drive the car myself

Is Buckle still open at the mall? Could check there

If I was one of only 17 Targaryen kings you bet your ass I’d be going to school dressed up in costume every damn day

I may have bitten off more than I can chew, I’m rush ordering $200 worth of stickers with my dad’s face on it. The party is Saturday

Is that the official Katie Couric “Going There” book tour t-shirt, yeah it is…

I need someone to come carry this ring light around for me wherever I go

I enjoyed learning about my 430 month old bloomf that was 85th percentile in height, 60th percentile in weight, 90th percentile in head measurement

Omg it’s a must!

Would you say you’re “Obsessed”?

Time for everyone to bust out their Limewire skills again

Awaiting my flight at Bronchitis International Airport

Hopefully there’s another one coming because my body is about to be in shock

Trying my hand at snow birding! Working remote has some nice perks. Plus I needed a long break from winter, I was starting to fear for my life.

ALT:

Headed back to the Midwest after a month in Florida

The world’s been waiting for another cunty animated gecko since Gex

Oh I’d rather walk for 8 hours straight

My entire personality is based around the sun

I will continue rewatching these shows in this order until I die

A cycle I am unwilling to break

FULLY immersed in an experience

“Dazed and Confused” playing in the background got me thinking a camera is slow panning to me staring longingly into the distance

Doing menial tasks around the house in a very yearning and pensive manner while listening to the soundtrack from Netflix’s “The Boyfriend”

Perpestrated by the Chinese

Lindsey Graham, mawma what are you doing here?

Me laying out by a pool in winter (rare)

I just feel like this should be winter for everybody everywhere

This is the best way to find out my cell service is back up and running

a woman in a traditional costume is sitting on a wooden bucket ALT: a woman in a traditional costume is sitting on a wooden bucket

Internet is out until 1 pm and my cell service is god awful