John O’Donnell

No More No More or Adam’s Apple. If you want something not fifty years old, The Other Side, I like the brass section in that.

This is an excellent bit of business thinking.

Also, those kids now have an encyclopaedic knowledge of the whole Pink Floyd discography.

It’s obviously fake. No way would royalty employ someone called Ian Goodwin, that name is far too common.

If he isn’t called Giles d’Orsy St John Featherstoneleigh-Chandos-Beaufort, I’m not having it.

“Did it go well, Lauren?”

“Listen. We don’t need no education.

We don’t need no forced control.”

You will find the perfect chicken/crisps combo, and then you will be lauded as a visionary like Jenner or Fleming.

Israel are in Eurovision, but Iran are not.

I think that’s all you need to know really. I’m buggered if I know what it means, but I bet he does.

Yeah, that’s what I heard.

Science fiction writers tend to lose it as they get older.

I am now off work until the 18th, I hope I have sufficient reading material.

It’s a shame how they carry on.

I wonder have Americans heard of Damnatio Memoriae?

Were you surprised?

A vindaloo will do that.

Remember Farage, with your idiotic vote is fixed shenanigans,

Dead men don’t vote Plaid.

Absolute racist loon calling others hypocrites?

It’s the Trumpton Clock.

Telling the time steadily, sensibly, never too quickly, never too slowly. Telling the time for Trumpton.

It would be fucking funny if the new owners fired him.

People in Saudi detention sometimes leave in pieces.

Just a thought.

Someone is having fun with their headlines.

I assume Simon Briggs is an ex Formula 1 World Champion, otherwise he would be well out of his lane to tell someone who has won it seven times what to do.

I would wager a good amount of money that the people not getting any, and who are against women initiating it are the same.

I have sent one work email in my life.

This is it; “Yes.”

It is worldwide, you’re throwing in a lot of religious countries there like Indonesia, Malaysia, and the US.

You don’t think Tesla are going to do well out of this?

(Sorry, just my little joke.)

In-TOXIC-ated.

Hmmm.

And whoever it is has a life expectancy similar to Blackadder’s Lord High Executioner.

Change the name to Chad.

Wilma is not happy.

Did you say, “Your Grace, Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes!”

David Fincher’s Jamie And The Magic Torch: The Film.