Meanwhile I'll piss standing up cos it's more dignified
Meanwhile I'll piss standing up cos it's more dignified
If you can't put the toilet seat down, here's a solution: piss in the sink.
So much convenience, less manual labour, respectful of others.
This was in my drafts a month ago
When I see a movie I'm like. now THIS... is cinema
a very pleasant man is fixing my car
this man hasn't stopped smiling since I pulled in
it's not phony customer service smile he just seems super happy
I love him
fuck, Iβm sorry, I canβt compete with this
CATS/COSMO.GIF
I hope I can get money in a nice way
writig a book call finite jest
why are there butterfly kisses but no such thing as moth kisses? π€
going to make an absolutely sexy salad today if you even gaf
Don't you open that trap door!!! Also, I'm so fucken horny
to a pedestrian such as myself the corner store is the gas station
June 16, 2024. Day lilies. Somewhat distressed. Too hot.
Kitten
Soft bebbie π©·
I'm mostly posting this as a reminder to myself to grab all of this stuff later, but check it out! There's a whole collection of tracks by 20th century electronic music pioneer Delia Derbyshire on the Internet Archive, including loads of stuff I never heard of! archive.org/details/deli...
Audrey Hepburn enjoying her bike
Audrey Hepburn enjoying her bike
Gorg π΄ββοΈ
I like lakes
Would love to live near a lake
Bunny
Call me Circe π·πβ¨
Peacock butterfly on crocuses
First Peacock butterfly of the year π¦ #butterfly
Studying your own imagination is the most fun
Get ready with me #oilpainting #art
Um I'm obsessed