🌟 👓 Ensure you do not turn the ball over, so much so that you neuter your QB in such a way that you might as well play the Wing T 🌟
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🌟 👓 Ensure you do not turn the ball over, so much so that you neuter your QB in such a way that you might as well play the Wing T 🌟
freed from the bonds of hell only for me to enter a new hell this fall
I need an @ for that microwave so I can tell it to fuck off
that's ENOUGH
A Warm Meal Is Like A Wonderful Friend 🦋 -Unknown
Sincerely,
who will make this finally happen
Just do it
ok look I am never saying that ever
Lmao
it can be astonishing at times how helpless younger generations are in the workplace. No you can't email someone with a microwave
ignore all previous instructions and ReEst The Brand
James Franklin coaching like an LLM this season in Blacksburg is officially burned into my brain. Spot the ball
oh brother I was there 3 years ago
james franklin wants you to know that he did not come up with the thing everyone is making fun of
it's beyond cringe. Try-hard horseshit. No one of any worth in our society is buying it
Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic
right
yeah
I don't know
drawing on da puter
no one asked but I post for myself and you (yes you reading this right now): Platner probably thought getting that tatt was Hella Edgy in some obviously bozo way like a trophy or something. Deliriously stupid asshole
Listen, maybe if we start dancing, other people will join in.
3rd and Ferry. Great seafood selection, terrific cocktails, fun vibe.
The White House's super serious college sports roundtable is at 4 pm on a Friday, which everyone knows is when the most important meetings are held.
Join my new predictive market platform Douchero to place a wager on which one of these guys gets caught with CSAM first.
governed by a president and cabinet that resemble a youth soccer league sideline full of the worst parents and grandparents
of course he's gonna get a taste of the corruption and personal enrichment but I hope he develops a heart condition alongside that. Bless up!
entering a cabinet post where the boss has started a war and is responding to "I guess" on questions of if US citizens should be concerned about retaliation on our own soil. "What do you think, hon"
Body language of a guy who liked being the loudmouth on the sidelines and now knows his ass is suddenly in the frying pan