self help books that come with a caveat that you shouldn’t follow certain advice in it if you’re depressed are so funny to me because why would i be reading a self help book if i wasn’t depressed
just saw an odyssey car with the license plate “iliad”
nothing is impossible when your will is strong, your heart is pure, and your playlist is fire
life would be so much simpler if i was the penguin’s frigid lesbian secretary (in gotham obviously)
glinda is kind of like javert if he slayed
microsoft office dares to ask why do something with one click when it could be done with three
new year, new mis
just kidding i am once again reading the same old les mis via les mis letters lesmisletters.substack.com
they could have crucified buffy summers and it wouldn’t have even cracked the top 10 worst things that happened to her
the ninth hour is probably the best beowulf adaptation ever and i wish everyone knew about it
from here on in i shoot without a script
why are aliens and different planets sci-fi while monsters and different realms are fantasy?
asking a stranger “got a light?” outside of the club then pulling out a scented candle
jo is butch and laurie is femme btw. i will not be taking questions at this time
a picture from little women 2019 of jo giving laurie a ring with pink text reading “the original toxic butch femme situationship”
i’m really grateful to morrissey from the smiths because he shows me that being born male does not inherently make someone less miserable
the way to adapt little women for the modern day is to make meg a tradwife, let amy have access to social media from a young age, and give jo testosterone
little women is like the bible if it slayed and had morals relevant to real life
who told oscar isaac to deliver the line “procreation, reproduction, hmm” as if he were personally trying to convince me??
jacob elordi’s the creature is simultaneously a sexy baby and a monster on the hill
in panera and they just played chappell roan and girl in red back to back. ally?
i thought y’all might be exaggerating but i’m 100 pages into “bury our bones in the midnight soil” and it really is as amazing as everyone’s been saying
i didn’t mean to reread twilight twice this year it just happened
i keep getting michael’s halloween ads but then when i go to michael’s all the halloween stuff has been cleared away to make room for christmas WE ARE ONE WEEK INTO HALLOWEEN BRING THE POORLY PAINTED CERAMIC SKULLS BACK
i looooovveee 100 pages of lore randomly being dropped in a book!! that is my jam!!! more plot, more problems! i want to learn all the unimportant nitty-gritty of the world we’ve been inhabiting!! anne rice is my best friend
clarifying that your opinion is subjective implies that there are objective opinions out there. mine. you have to rate “girls just want to have fun” (1985) 5 stars from here on out if you want to be objective
so many people love to specify in their letterboxd or goodreads bios that their opinions are subjective and that they rate movies higher if they liked it so it’s not objective. so i think it’s time i take one for the team and announce that my opinions are in fact the only objective ones out there
sorry for not being active enough in the barricade boys half of the fandom, i unfortunately like les mis for the old man yaoi and the examination of the human spirit
your first concern before downloading a relationship app should not be “am i emotionally ready for a relationship?” it should be “but will i have enough time to write my novel?”
early 20s are a constant debate between getting on the apps or picking up the viola again then scrolling tiktok for 3 hours instead
a book i’m reading rn has ouran high school host club fanfic vibes. i look up the author and turns out i’ve read their only other book and it was also about a transmasc starting school at an elite academy, joining a host club, and falling for the princely leader. love when someone finds their niche
