@hownottodraw
I write games and jokes. Sometimes both. 🇬🇧 in 🇨🇦 ⌛ past: games journalist & critic @ ONM, OXM, Nintendo Life, Kotaku, The Guardian, GameSpot, Xbox, Minecraft, etc 🔮 present: games writer @ Moonstone Island, Owlchemy, & Hello Kitty Island Adventure
a version of the "Saddam Hiding Place" meme that shows a man's silhouette lying down in a hole, except instead of Saddam Hussein, it's Shigeru Miyamoto, under an entrance hidden by discarded Labo sets, and with an M&M hole for tasty snacks.
omg this is "someone told me that microwaves charge laptops" levels of stupid
fun fact: so do horses!!! #horsefact
yesss I love this guy! big manic pixie synth boy vibes
turning 18 and immediately using "minors DNI" to stop my little brother from talking to me
T-Rex: Hello, glasses store? I've got you on speakerphone. I would like to buy some glasses! T-Rex: And as for my prescription... T-Rex: ...NONE!!
Narrator: LATER: T-Rex: This is gonna be great, Dromiceiomimus! I'm gonna be a GLASSES GUY. A guy who wears glasses! Dromiceiomimus: But why? T-Rex: Uh... STRATEGIC ADVANTAGE in CONVERSATIONS??
Utahraptor: You're gonna have to walk me through that one. T-Rex: Happily! T-Rex: You can take glasses off and clean them - buying you VALUABLE SECONDS to respond that non-glasses guys don't have! Plus, you can whip them off as a form of punctuation - and even point with them to REALLY underline what you're saying! This grants access to levels of rhetoric beyond my wildest dreams!!
Off panel: You have pretty tame dreams. T-Rex: Man, I know it! Everyone ELSE gets to dream of skydiving or whatever, and I'm always stuck dreaming of doing some menial task to no result! T-Rex: Anyway, glasses!!
none of his friends mention how hard it'll be for him to get them on his face, but that's because they're all happy to help him whenever he wants. OH SNAP, WHOLESOME MOMENTS IN DINOSAUR COMICS!!
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I knew it was time to go to bed last night when I asked my lads to build me something and they said it would be done shortly, at 4:11am
A Game of Winds and Waves, the sexy Pokémon spin-off
we've got ours filled with a lovely blueish forest green. looks so good with the yellow.
my current favourite is one I can't check the name of right now. It's loooong and slender like an old timey cigarette holder and I won't pretend that I don't hold it like it's an old timey cigarette holder
yellow TWSBI my beloved
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CONGRATS AAAA
"drunk British girl in nightclub toilet telling you you're beautiful" is the absolute best self-confidence vibe
okay babes (clicks long nails together) let's go get that bag hun. time to fuckin get to work innit
we've got abandoned military bunkers, lighthouses, an old abandoned cottage that belonged to the guy who invented timezones, shrapnel from the Halifax Explosion, and the Titanic graveyard
also, FRIENDSHIP
take the ferry from Bar Harbor and come to Halifax :)
QUEST: return all the bikes to a different station across the city of uhhh fantasy New York, to earn enough money to buy your way into the thieves' guild
are you making him 10% bigger every time you draw him??? because I hope so
he BIG he FLUFFY wow
I'm actually second in line to the British throne but I let Willy take my place because he was such a whiny bitch about it
oh my GOD I thought for a second you were saying your hero was Wayne Sleep and that was the real unbelievable fact
no I'll just get stuck to it
they say hi~
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it
Anyways.
a fluffy oval in Edgeworth's signature maroon colour, with a grumpy baby face poking out that has Edgeworth's hair. overlaid as an applique is the face of Steel Samurai. if this means nothing to you, I'm sorry, please play Ace Attorney
my favourite AA merch is Baby Edgeworth
a photo of a TV screen with a pink haired character on it. The game is Pokopia, which is out at midnight on 5th March, but that's now in my time. hehehe.
good day to have a UK Nintendo account >:)
Psst btw everyone but A Highland Song is on sale right now with proceeds going to @gamesaid.bsky.social
Find out why this game hit number 28 in the Steam chart in Japan on launch. Seriously. We’d love to know
IT SUITS YOU SO WELL!!! honestly it's such a great fit, it's like you always had it
unfortunately I am already on the phone with your parents oh no 😔
be the goth gf AND the bubblegum gf. why not both
I don't get it, this is a bunch of photos of croissants? did you make these croissants
