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My legal practice is out of this world. Michigan Wolverine x2 (and 1 of whatever McGill is). MilSky. Veteran of GWOT-ish era, 2 different Wars on Drugs, and the Ever Righteous Eternal War on Ohio State. My views do not reflect those of my employer.

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The thing about words is, you can never definitively prove you do care with what you say: maybe it's hollow, meaningless, a lie.

But you can absolutely prove you don't care with words.

And this is one of those times.

Some high level portion of our PAO structure does not care about this man.

06.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sure sure, that's all well and good, but what if I get the right person's attention online?

(Which is unlikely to occur on this app, granted)

06.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So I could well be the next/first Viceroy of Persia, for all we know? Very well, I accept.

06.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok but killing a guy and letting them pick someone new means they might pick another guy we have to kill.

If we pick him, we won't have to do that.

That's just responsible statecraft.

06.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish you the best, but disclaimers/carefully chosen words of limitation have a poor track record on social media (ad I'm sure you know very well).

06.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no you're stepping into a cursed discourse.

06.03.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We're going to look around to see if Cyrus has any living descendants and put them on the throne

06.03.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Can my milsky navy ppl comment on this? I'm not familiar with the specific hors de combat rules or practices regarding naval vessels.

My guess is it is still a target if it is a military vessel that is potentially heading back into a situation it could be an active participant, but I don't know.

06.03.2026 14:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He's a marine colonel who's been socked away commanding ground forces at Guantanamo Bay, where he's made his embarrassment over not getting a more prestigious command the problem of everyone unlucky enough to get stationed there

06.03.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 94 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Relevant link

05.03.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did I gratuitously and unnecessarily cite to Thucydides and Clausewitz? Yes.

I also cited to John Yoo, which I'd rather not have but you go to the presses with the sources you have, not the sources you want.

05.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am a published author. In a journal and everything.

Is it a particularly good or insightful article? No.

Is it timely? Given I wrote it almost 5 years ago (some revisions were made), also no.

It is, however, finished and published.

05.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Wow! That is surely the most interesting news regarding a Montana Senator today

05.03.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Essentialism (everything must be all or nothing) is a disorder. Literally baby level thinking

04.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Obviously there are a broad continuum of relationships, but I've always been skeptical a lot of open relationships aren't some variant of "I'm going to sleep around. We can stay together and you can be cool about it, or we can part ways."

Which is, if not legally coercion, coercive and shitty still

03.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Scatman Crothers

Scatman Crothers

What about this Scatman?

03.03.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Scatman Crothers

Scatman Crothers

03.03.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My neighbor told me missiles keep eating his iranian officials so I asked how many iranian officials he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets new iranian officials afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding iranian officials to missiles and then his daughter started crying.

03.03.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 106 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love (?) that I even without the labels I know exactly what this chart is by the design alone

03.03.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We have a fairly vibrant community (ostensibly college football but mostly life and politucs now) on a boards2go site which is so primitive its like a digital step above carrier pigeons.

03.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Promotion idea: Kalshi box of cereal comes with 1 free $5 bet on Kashi. That and a maze on the back; those are always neat.

02.03.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Context.

There's a big difference between "rando doesn't know who guy is" v "guy retweeting doesn't know who guy is." There's some diligence, moreso if they're a sizeable account and you're a public figure.

That, and the whole Nazi tattoo. Sort of lose the benefit of the doubt once you have one

02.03.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A map of Iran showing a mighty tempting coastline. Just hand waive insane logistics issues and voila!

A map of Iran showing a mighty tempting coastline. Just hand waive insane logistics issues and voila!

Why not simply use the ocean? It'll be like DDay, but staged from, like, Guam (which would give INDOPACOM something to do). How hard could it be?

02.03.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Replying to @Ahmadinejad1956 and @Kaepernick7
Dear Mahmoud, 

We have much bigger problems here.  #Michigan is 8-8 in its last 16 games under @CoachJim4UM . 

#GoBlue 

Also, college football is the only authentic football.

Cordially,

Fred

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
@Ahmadinejad1956

With a hard work ethic Inshallah the U of M will return to its glory days.

Replying to @Ahmadinejad1956 and @Kaepernick7 Dear Mahmoud, We have much bigger problems here. #Michigan is 8-8 in its last 16 games under @CoachJim4UM . #GoBlue Also, college football is the only authentic football. Cordially, Fred Mahmoud Ahmadinejad @Ahmadinejad1956 With a hard work ethic Inshallah the U of M will return to its glory days.

02.03.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'll never forget that time he predicted my alma mater's (Michigan's) return to greatness, for some reason.

02.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing like rolling into a Monday morning with virtually no sleep (for no good reason other than I couldn't). Awesome!

02.03.2026 10:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Indiana Jones "That belongs in a Museum"

Indiana Jones "That belongs in a Museum"

The epitaph of the Iranian Air Force:

02.03.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a spider is crawling through a dark room Alt: a kaiju is attacking in the dark.

Show a kaiju photo and tell what their OnlyFans page is called.

For example:

MegaLoads.

01.03.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 359 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 175 πŸ“Œ 72

Fun fact of the day:

Darla, the dog who played Precious in "Silence of the Lambs", played that role at age 16, and also was in "Batman Returns" and "Peewee's Big Adventure"

01.03.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bought a sous vide machine, mostly on a whim. First attempt: turkey legs. Succulent, moisture, delicious.

Tomorrow: ribs

01.03.2026 02:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0