Skelton & Skelekitty are playing and get thirsty. Skelton calls for the Kool-Aid Man and he comes busting through the wall, breaking apart their skeleton bodies.
Li’l Skelton – Oh No! 🥤
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Skelton discovers it's snowing and seizes the opportunity to curl up on the couch with a good book, literally!
Skelton – Let’s go Curling ➿
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Skelton wins a gold medal, but Skelekitty is close at hand to tell him he actually fell in a manhole and hit his head, imagining his Olympic win.
Skelton – Olympian! 🏔️
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In spirit of the Winter Olympics, Li'l Skelton and Skelekitty go sledding. They crash and fall apart. They ponder if crashes like this are never seen because the olympians just aren't going fast enough.
Li’l Skelton – Gold Medal Run 🥇
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Skelton isn't sure which team to cheer for in the Superbowl because both teams have skull logos on their helmets… or so he imagines.
Skelton – Go SeaPatriots! 🏈
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Skelton uses his favorite gray wash shampoo in the shower… wait, why?… he has no hair!
Skelton – Wash That Gray
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Skelton shovels the snow from his walk only to discover the path he shoveled spells out the words "You Suck".
Skelton – Grab a Shovel ❄
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Fun fact: This was drawn before Bob Weir of the Grateful Dead died on January 10, exactly 10 years after David Bowie died. Please do not blame Li’l Skelton for the timing.
Li'l Skelton gets creative and tries to paint a David Bowie lightning bolt on his head. His painting, in combination with his face, looks more like the Grateful Dead "Stealie" design.
Li’l Skelton – Lightning Bolt! ⚡
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Skelton opens his birthday present to discover a new head, which looks like someone else drew it.
Skelton – What’s in the box? 🎁
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Skelton creates a paradox by making his new year resolution not to make any resolutions. He dares to ask "What's the worst that could happen?" The world then explodes.
Skelton – New Year, Same Fail 🍾
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Skelton receives the FAFO Peace Prize from Santa.
Skelton – Peace Out!🏅
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Skelton lists the ingredients in his favorite holiday drink, but it's so extensive that his drink freezes and falls into his face (as an ice chunk) when he tries to drink it.
Skelton – Cuppa Cheer? ☕️🧊
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Skelton comes out of the hospital with a very large and strange looking artificial hip, apparently designed by artificial intelligence!
Skelton – What a Hipster 🍖
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Skelton prepares a letter and needs to add just one stamp; however, he finds the stamp's glue to be a bit tasty and winds up licking the whole roll.
Skelton – Lick & Stick 👅
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Skelton shaves his beard, only to find that it seriously makes his chin look small, like he no longer has a jaw.
Skelton – Close Shave 🛴
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Skelton and Skeleturkey wishing you a Happy Turkey Day!
Skelton – Happy Turkey Day!
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Skelton has an argument with Skeleturkey about cranberry sauce, citing his preferred canned version as being the only correct way to serve it.
Skelton – Thanksgiving Tradition 🍗
#Skelton #fail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #skeleturkey #turkey #thanksgiving #cranberry #sauce #canned #cranberrysauce #family #argument
Skelton answers his fan mail about his least favorite food, which is tapioca because it's off-pudding.
Skelton – Ask Yet Some More 🍮
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Skelton saves money by using his jack-o-lanterns as pumpkin pie ingredients. He chose to overlook the mold growth and got sick.
Skelton – Blarf! 🤮
#Skelton #fail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #jack-o-lantern #pumpkin #pie #pumpkinpie #green #mold #barf #puke #vomit #blarf
Skelton celebrates his favorite holiday by wearing his jack-o-lantern in place of his head.
Skelton – Good Gourd! 🎃
#Skelton #notfail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #halloween #jack-o-lantern #head #candlelight #happyhalloween
Skelton dares ask what other kind of potato chips there are that aren't crunchy… the squishy kind are not good.
Skelton – Chips n’ Drips 🥔
#Skelton #fail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #crunchy #potato #chips #otherkind #squish #splursh
Skelton gets a frisbee thrown into his eye by Skelekitty. The cat believes he should have caught it. Skeleton's advice is to never play frisbee with a cat.
Skelton – Wham-O! 🥏
#Skelton #fail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #skelekitty #cat #frisbee #throw #thrown #eye
Skelton uses a hand-puppet to say something inappropriate, but his puppet corrects his attempt before he finishes what he was trying to say.
Skelton – Skelepuppet
#Skelton #fail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #puppet #handpuppet #boney #hand #talkback
Skelton is online shopping when he discovers a Halloween decoration of an octopus as a skeleton, rather than disgust over the stupidity, he thinks it's cool.
Skelton – Octobony 🐙
#Skelton #fail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #halloween #octopus #onlineshopping #culturalappropriation #cool #socool
Skelton has a devil over his shoulder telling him to steal a candy bar, the angel over his other shoulder encourages him to do the same. Skelton remarks it's proof the conscience does NOT reside in the skeletal system.
Skelton – Uplifting 🍫
#Skelton #fail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #candy #candybar #shoplift #devil #angel #conscience #skeletalsystem
Skelton answers his fan mail and when asked the question "boxers or briefs" he holds up a pair of briefs that are the same size, color, and shape of his pelvis.
Skelton – Brief Question 🩲
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Skelton finds his new facial hair to be quite elegant and thinks it detracts from his vanishing hairline. Skelekitty reminds him that he doesn't even have skin to grow hair.
Skelton – Elegant Skeleton 🧐
#Skelton #fail #notfail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #skellekitty #elegant #goatee #vandyke #pedantic #vanish #hairline #facialhair
Skelton puts on his chef's hat to create something new called a "Penalty Loaf", anticipating it can't be a disappointment with a name like that.
Skelton – Quit Loafing! 🍲
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Skelton has some rib pain that's hurting him. His solution is to leave his ribs on the table and runs off to do whatever.
Skelton – Rib Tickling 🤕
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