Pregaming the evening dog walk by slamming back a margarita as every good pet owner does
07.03.2026 00:14
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Pregaming the evening dog walk by slamming back a margarita as every good pet owner does
Mine is 13 yo approaching 190k miles. Whenever I need to throw some $ to fix something I remind myself who among us didn’t test our parents patience as an adolescent.
Where the fuck is RoboCop when you need it ?
I listen to sports talk radio while doing my morning arabesques.
Arabesques?.. are those like Kegels?
If I had spent $159 on a doormat, I certainly would not keep it outside.
Date night
My SO believes pets with missing bits don’t count as a whole animal, i.e if you have three cats - one with a no tail, one without a leg and a one missing an eye and that equals one cat 😂
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Your daily Comet pic *evening edition
A small white dog ready for a big walk along the river
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Nice day to go to the beach
Tabbouleh-ish salad made with course bulgur, grilled halloumi, fava and chopped pickled turnip
Haters will say this is AI
Hey god if you’re listening can you fuck off with this winter stuff enough already
One pot gemelli in a Arrabbiata adjacent sauce with hot Italian sausage…I added a cup of water and pasta directly into the sauce, topped with mozzarella and finished under the broiler…Pecorino and parsley at the end
Grilled leek, garlic pork sausages courtesy of Lady York Foods. Lodge cast iron pan thanks to Value Village, skill by yours truly
Dinner is a one pot Arrabbiata adjacent sauce with gemelli and grilled garlic, leek & pork sausages of course I’m not single duh…
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NY Strip with a chimichurri adjacent sauce of blistered tomato, garlic, capers, parsley, scallion and smoked paprika
NY Strip with a chimichurri adjacent sauce, sweet potato fries, green beans and aioli
What the sexy people are eating
Imagine hating me and I’m just over here feeling loved and supported
I’ve been poor but never skimp on the mozzarella poor-poor
Happy boxalentines day
My dog Comet looking ridiculously cute all static-clingy
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Give her what she wants* bro
*a bowl of chocolate on the nightstand
I’ll be your HRT baby
Chips and a very delicious guac
Pepperoni, salami, fresh mozzarella, parmesan, arugula and olive oil 😏
There was some very sexy stuff going down last night
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I checked in on my mom and it was -51 with the wind chill north west of Brandon this am 🥶🥶🥶
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Debbie does Dahlias