Sweetbabette

That’s scary! I’m glad you went right to the ER.

Now that would be something!

Oh! I hope this is just a small blip and everything is ok soon.

Why the itchy back all the time?!? Someone explain this to me.

There’s a radiator in my living room

Invasive thoughts, but they’re about getting in the car and driving to Clearwooder

Outstanding. I hope Linda Hamilton got a kick out of that.

These surgeons have had us running all week! 😎

The amount of people who can’t put away their phone. I used to be cute about it, making a weak joke and asking them to move their phone (you’d swear the phone is part of a place setting), now I just move it myself. The table top is my domain

My Lock Screen: Harper (A white pitty with tan ears and spots, black freckles, and a black nose and kissy part) wearing eyebrows, though one eye is covered in a leopard print wrap. Pink-peach color filter. It’s 2:41 am

Look at her

A screncap of Bose sending me an alert to finish updating my Bluetooth speaker, brick shitter. Now listening: I look so good without you, Jessie James Decker The background is Harper, draped on leopard print, with eyebrows, in a pink washed out tone.

Everyone should get to rename their Bluetooth toys.

I have to go see him Monday, right?

Man, it’s been too long since I’ve seen Shorty

I saw a fully open fire hydrant on Earhart on my way to work. Just spewing water

Shitty hoagies at that. And they somehow took forever

I’m going in circles, what was the right answer? Is this like coin flip where it’s still 25%?

“You can probably make friends with the ghost, like a crow!”

Shit gets serious by the paistries, gotta be strapped.

He is charming in the videos!

All those other treats, and a can of Bengal.

Someone get the French Quarter realtors on this

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I would consider registering GOP to vote in the primary and screw him. If we were all on board.

Air travel is magical sometimes

With all his ducky friends!

Now that’s how we fill the municipal budget gaps!

And Joe Giarrusso wants to raise meter prices to help fill the budget gap

This is gorgeous

I hope you’re in the house by now, and breathing deeper ❤️