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@samuel-owen

static, symbolic ways in which I think

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09.03.2026 15:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

she's a racist hypocrite with a victim complex, get rid

05.03.2026 18:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

she's unbearable, I need her gone from my timeline

05.03.2026 16:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Excited for Lily Allen to fall back into irrelevancy because, my god, she's milking this more than the other women milked her husband.

05.03.2026 16:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Years ago Purity Ring cancelled their London gig on my actual birthday due to COVID and haven't come back to the UK since.

Well... Guess who has tickets to their show in June and will finally get to see them live for the first time ๐Ÿฅน

14.02.2026 10:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do not, and will not, give a fuck about Harry Styles, or his music.

24.01.2026 16:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think it would be a hilarious combination for that very reason. I'll be one season of shady glances and snide comments.

22.01.2026 19:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think it's the money, but also the fact that the show needs some more charisma from the judges/hosts it's been shortly tailspinning since Sue/Mel left.

22.01.2026 16:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

correct if I'm wrong guys, but the states don't feel very united to me wdyt

21.01.2026 21:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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did my whole commute standing up and not touching the handrails

21.01.2026 09:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that last one ๐Ÿฅน

20.01.2026 11:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First time watching it through...

19.12.2025 23:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No you didn't

19.12.2025 22:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

would ride for Nate Fisher, would die for Claire Fisher

19.12.2025 17:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sparkling water is queer

19.12.2025 14:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Where d'you think you're going, in those keds?

06.12.2025 18:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mouth breathing on public transport should be outlawed

17.11.2025 10:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ™ƒ

03.11.2025 11:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

everything I've ever learned about Diplo has been involuntarily acquired knowledge

03.11.2025 07:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Listen to Tetramorph by Rachika Nayar

27.10.2025 13:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like it as much as the next guy, but is anyone else sick to the back teeth of pistachio now?

27.10.2025 13:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no one fucking cares Roisin

23.10.2025 14:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have just seen a man trying to pry open a slow to open tube door, my brother in Christ nowhere you need to be at 9am on a Monday morning is that serious.

20.10.2025 07:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

exactlyyyyy, and conversation is only ever on my terms?

16.10.2025 22:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I started a while ago during a "bad time" and I've been obsessed with it ever since, it's such a time sink and I have no idea why

16.10.2025 18:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿค๐Ÿค

15.10.2025 21:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

well, this narrows it down for sure

08.10.2025 19:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watched an episode of Judge Judy (for the first time) and it's garbage? Am I missing something aside from the clear bias, constant interruptions and classism she regularly exhibits?

06.10.2025 13:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

88 sections? Strap in, I'm going to be investigating every piece of furniture. Celeste needs inspo for her Pinterest board.

06.10.2025 12:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have just seen someone write techstyles and not textiles... open up the schools, they have failed us.

06.10.2025 06:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0