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I kinda do already. I need to make sure my tetanus shot is up to date.

I want a magic genie that follows me around and just tightens up loose public toilet seats.

Copious amounts of fried seafood including shrimp, oysters, fish, calimari, and scallops.

Fresh fish at the Malibu Seafood shack.

Patrick Warburton in the safety video for Soarin’.

Who is this?

A: Putty
B: Brock Samson
C: The Tick

Thanks to Disney buying Marvel, Samuel L Jackson is now a Disney princess.

Mickey’s Premium Ice Cream Bar package

Mickey’s Premium Ice Cream Bar with the ears already chewed off. Sorry/not sorry.

At least one goal met.

A person in absolutely soaked clothes after riding a water ride.

Tiana’s Bayou Adventure may have been a mistake.

Happy flicking! May you always bounce off the rails!

Was reminded that Tiana’s Bayou Adventure is an option, so that’s on the list too.

A piano would make a great mimic in a #ttrpg campaign. Nobody would suspect the keys are the teeth.

Turned my BIL on to Angine de Poitrine since he’s a big Primus and Tool fan. Right in his wheelhouse.

Disneyland goals for today:

Space Mountain
Autopia
Big Thunder Mountain Railroad
Storybook Land
Mickey-shaped ice cream
Mothafuckin’ teacups

Why isn’t a tank top called a turret?

Watched “The Hobby” on the flight.

Hello L.A., I am in you!

Clues by Sam A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!

I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Mar 4th 2026 (Medium), in 04:40
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“The bullets couldn’t have come from the street corner. He was hit orthogonally.”

Clues by Sam A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!

I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Mar 3rd 2026 (Medium), in 02:48
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Before we knew of Destiny’s Child, what did we rhyme fiancé with?

Initial conditions:
m1=85.5 m2=91.1 m3=129.3 (solar masses)
v1x=-6.591 v1y=-5.386 v2x=-4.296 v2y=1.671 v3x=1.289 v3y=-1.96 (km/s)
x1=-9.0 y1=-13.0 x2=-31.0 y2=-20.0 x3=-20.0 y3=5.0 (AU from center)
Music: Nocturne in C-Sharp Minor (Posthumous) – Chopin

Had to meet and let in a co-worker who was here to connect to a server through a USB console cable. He didn’t have the drivers, nor do he know how to look for/update them. In front of me, he asked ChatGPT and pointed his phone at the screen and said “Isn’t that cool?”

AI is turning us into morons.

If you have a Mexican grocery in your town, that’s your best bet. It’s not something you’re likely to find in the burbs.

Necessity is the mother of invention. The father of invention says “why don’t you go get a job and you can buy what you need, ya lazy bum”.

A spiky green fruit about the size of a softball with a pointy end. One is split open revealing a white textured interior with large black seeds.

More commonly known as soursop. It’s pretty sweet with a little bit of tang (no pun intended) to it.

A pitcher partially filled with a cream colored liquid next to an orange metal tumbler full of that same liquid.

Today’s Tang: Guyabana

Misread that at first and thought you needed a good realtor.

Clues by Sam A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!

I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Mar 2nd 2026 (Easy), in 02:15
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Table full of moose knick-knacks.

As expected, most of the mooscellaneous stuff didn’t sell. Now hoping the 9-year-old doesn’t find out because she’ll want to take it all home - to the consternation of her parents.

Cleaning up after the estate sale and wife is cursing the estate agents for breaking up a 39-piece ceramic Christmas Village set to sell pieces individually. Buyers probably didn’t know it was a set to begin with.

No, it’s Contact era Jake Busey. Easy mistake.