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Today's mission: find Cheez-It pizza
Happy 1yr gotcha day, Wattson!
My toxic trait is watching coming-home-reunion videos and wishing I could feel/express that much emotion
My parents used diapers to ship us a bottle of champagne
Get you a man who takes you to @chilis.bsky.social for Monday margs
Where's Nicholas Cage when we need him?
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Gah damn 🤯
And aren't they getting taxes from wherever I'm charging? I'm sure it's utilized differently, but still.
I need to find your DMV lady in Texas
My first EV registration renewal. This is ridiculous.
This is so fucking dumb.
Nothing like having an old man comment "I remember the days I could go as long as you" after finishing peeing
10 years ❤️❤️
With my cheap ass...a fake one. Or at least a used one.
Nothing wakes you up faster than a bidet on a 24⁰ morning
Cold husky is cold
You're welcome 💁🏻♂️
A spare Galaxy Tab S6 Lite I had laying around
I have a recent obsession with this chair and I need it
Been awhile since I cried in a therapy session, but here we are
Back at the emergency vet because Nala attacked again. I don't know what to do anymore 😭
I own 4 vacuums but want a new one. Am I adulting correctly?
Shopping for webcams and Amazon suggests this
Finally got a wall mounted dashboard at home
Shocking, right?
He's a bottom
We need more covered chargers
Niece likes the Rivian lights
