Our product can show you what's outside the window that's right next to you, perform a Google search slower than you can yourself, and misinform your surgeon mid-procedure, causing a catastrophic failure that will injure you for life. The entire economy is propped up on it
not to brag, but the gym I've been going to in Oklahoma is like the only one with gays in it and according to Grindr messages from three different blank profiles there's a decent chance one of them is going to murder me
If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head
He cooked with this one
it's crazy that there's isopod species spanning from the deep ocean to arid deserts while still looking basically the same. this is a message against fast fashion trend chasing. find a look that is truly timeless and for all locations, like the isopod body plan
There would be simply no way to remove a million people from the country without massive upheaval. This is the case even if there were massive support for the policy.
Tonight, at my direction as Commander in Chief, the United States launched a powerful and deadly strike against ISIS Terrorist Scum in Northwest Nigeria, who have been targeting and viciously killing, primarily, innocent Christians, at levels not seen for many years, and even Centuries! I have previously warned these Terrorists that if they did not stop the slaughtering of Christians, there would be hell to pay, and tonight, there was. The Department of War executed numerous perfect strikes, as only the United States is capable of doing. Under my leadership, our Country will not allow Radical Islamic Terrorism to prosper. May God Bless our Military, and MERRY CHRISTMAS to all, including the dead Terrorists, of which there will be many more if their slaughter of Christians continues. DONALD J. TRUMP PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Merry Christmas!
The President of Peace just bombed Nigeria.
President Trump’s spiteful defamation suit against the Pulitzer Prize Board may backfire, as the latter is now demanding Trump’s psychological records, prescription medication records, and tax returns in the discovery process. trib.al/LUCScTR
Anyone surprised that Republicans are fleeing the motte of "pedophile" to the bailey of "ephebophile" hasn't been paying attention. Here's @djgrothe.bsky.social, who ran the James Randi Educational Foundation, defending Epstein & his rapists in exactly that way 14 y ago skepchick.org/2011/04/lawr...
Since I wanted to be up front with the new followers, I thought I’d be up front with them and tell them, as you guys know, that I haven’t had to work at Amazon since January thanks to plushiedreadfuls.com
Oh my gods, this entire thread. 🧵 🔥🔥🔥
Every single post is repost-worthy and I was sorely tempted, but please just read the whole thing. But I will repost one at the end of Judge Ellis’ evisceration of Bovino and the government’s lawyers…
Sharing for awareness: For those able and willing to help, the Embassy of Jamaica in DC is coordinating disaster relief in the U.S.
They have asked folks to reach out to them at disasterresponse@jamaicaembassy.org to coordinate support.
The government has info on donations supportjamaica.gov.jm
A large glass of ice water, a big bowl of cheese grits with butter, and a couple pieces of toast. The bowl is sitting on a folded maroon cloth napkin on a plate; the toast is sitting directly on the plate. The plate & water are both sitting on another napkin of the same type, but unfolded. A third napkin, also cloth & folded quite small, but lilac colored & with a different texture, is behind the water & plate, at the edge of a TV table they all sit on. In the background are some plants & a small electronic tablet with the time on it (11:31 a.m.), and behind them is a window. The cheese grits have some butter melted on top, along with some pepper. Milk is around the edge of the grits inside the bowl.
It's the time of year for hot cereal. This morning, I had a big bowl of cheese grits & some toast. The cheese grits have 6 different kinds of dairy in them. :-D
Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text: Episcopalians on Facebook Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h • Exodus 8:2-6 "But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs... The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
For the record, I am not anti-American. I am anti-Trump and anti-MAGA Republican. I am also anti-fascist.
Remembering what the French did to Vichy journalists and editors, as a treat
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Doing stand up now or attending a show, I feel like people have to swim through a sea of dick jokes and homophobia just to get to the comic that is different and great.
I, at least, like to be a breath of fresh air in there somewhere.
“Who Made the Egg Salad Sandwiches” was a song that was way before its time.
youtu.be/NMjtvSABQ3Q?...
WOW -- a screaming Patel crashes out in response to Schiff's questions about Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell and calls him "the biggest fraud to ever sit in the United States Senate" and "an utter coward" and "political buffoon"
Two cats staring intently. The person taking the photo was having breakfast, you see.
Two dogs in a pouch hanging from a public bathroom door hook.
Wow! I have many new folks, so let's start fresh. Hello! I'm Beverly. I'm from Tampa, Florida, but I've lived in the Toronto area ≈15 yrs. I'm a publicist, mostly for authors, and I live w/ my husband, two tiny dogs and two normal size cats. Nice to meet you! Feel free to introduce yourself too :)
M81 (Bode's Galaxy - left) and M82 (Cigar Galaxy - right) this is quite good, though I'll add to it in the future. The new camera makes it much easier to add to images!
M45 (Pleiades/Seven Sisters) - the nebula around the stars is starting to come out. I'll keep adding to it. My new camera makes adding to images much, much easier!
More sky things. Read the captions if you'd like more info. #astrophotography
🚨 BREAKING: Illinois Governor JB Pritzker says he’s going to rename Lake Michigan to “Lake Illinois.”
EPIC TRUMP TROLL!!! 🤣
And @wlknsn.xyz is always fantastic on Yarvin, and pushes all of Yarvin’s buttons, which is fun to watch. This is a good example: modelcitizen.substack.com/p/climbing-t...
They also seem to have cut a lot of the stuff that was under NDA despite the original text denouncing that practice. Therefore this is probably an edict from the top, please do not get mad at the writer
If you wanna read about Neil Gaiman from vulture read this one. While I was reading it they took out the entire portion about Scientology, presumably thanks to threats from the religion.
And from behind the paywall:
"There Is No Safe Word
How the best-selling fantasy author Neil Gaiman hid the darkest parts of himself for decades"
"Editor’s note: This story contains content that readers may find disturbing, including graphic allegations of sexual assault"
archive.is/2025.01.13-1...
