💀DeathMetalViking💀

The internet is probably the worst invention ever.

I keep forgetting this exist

I keep forgetting this one exist

Gene Hackman is one of the reasons I wanted to be an actor. He’s one of the greatest who ever lived. RIP Gene & Betsy.

Elon Musk getting called out by an actual astronaut is like a security guard getting called out by a cop.

A job, wife, three children, video gaming addiction, sleep, TWO social media accounts.

Some things gotta give... wife.

A modern version of Peter Pan where they get Tinker Bell to fly again by screaming "woke" at her instead of clapping.

I might have to delete my Twitter account now...

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

We’ve lost Minnesota. 🚨
This is not a drill.

Can't believe Twitter is now nothing more than a harem for a creepy, rich 53 year old man with translucent skin.

Elon Musk having a kid with a right-wing influencer makes me think that he went full republican because too many liberal women said, "eww... no."

"But if we didn't have billionairs what is there to strive for?"

I dunno, just being a decent effen human being perhaps?

Rename Mar-a-lago "Epstein Island"

Seems like the most corrupt thing anyone can do is contribute $200,000,000 to a presidential campaign to guarantee a position in a made-up organization that handles government spending. I mean, sure, that's what anyone who uses their brain would think.

It's not that I don't want government spending evaluated and accountable. It's that I don't think a drug addled, divorced billionaire edge lord and his puppet president actually have the American peoples best interest in mind.

It is

Can't believe this country might fall because half of it is dangerously stupid.

I could never hate a country that gave us Rush.

Hi John! I hope all is well with you friend!

It occurred to me I haven't seen you in forever and that made me sad

I love Canada.

It's incredible that it only took less than two weeks for things to go bad.

"Do not, my friends, become addicted to groceries. They will take hold of you, and you will resent their absence!"

He may not lower the prices of goods and services and you may lose your house and that medical debt is crippling but at least Trump will put billions into making American brand AI which will most likely take away your job.

Honestly I'm lazy with social media in general lately.

I still sleep, sure.

GD tweet went viral over there and now I'm stuck in that hell again.

Coffee gonna get expensive lol

Sup? Dipping my toes in the shallow end for a bit before I wade back into the cesspool.