Poke's Avatar

Poke

@pokesnail

mostly yapping about pro cycling

758
Followers
138
Following
13,298
Posts
05.12.2024
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by Poke @pokesnail

I’ll donate my life savings towards the cause if I must

07.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Made me sick, omg please Decathlon pay him a gazillion and save us

07.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Holy fuck, please god no, don’t kill cycling even more than you already have πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™

07.03.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One more courtesy of the Rockets, on Via Santa Caterina πŸ˜‚ #TBDG #TiborDelGrosso #StradeBianche

07.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Pronoun labels are back ‡️

06.03.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Actually, doesn’t Picnic only have a one year license or something rn?

04.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Donate to Save The Cyclists' Alliance - the future of women's cycling, organized by Grace Brown Save The Cyclists’ Alliance Protect the Future of Women’s Pr… Grace Brown needs your support for Save The Cyclists' Alliance - the future of women's cycling

The Cyclists’ Alliance needs your support. For the first time since 2020, they are facing a funding crisis. More info via www.gofundme.com/f/save-the-c...
#womenscycling #gofundme

04.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

That is extremely cool

04.03.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I cannot BELIEVE this Matteo slander

04.03.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not used to feeling old online πŸ₯€

04.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh what tattoos do you have rn?

04.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Whaaat that’s wild

04.03.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats cheer kid!!

01.03.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Subliminal 67 influence

01.03.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I might have just misread lol

01.03.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a sign

01.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, they’re improving by ~36 positions each race. They’re gonna win Flanders

01.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Daniel Cavia 67th πŸ”₯

01.03.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ“ŠMatthew Brennan (20 years & 207 days) wins #KBK26

= the YOUNGEST winner of a FLEMISH cobbled classic

since Jean Bogaerts won Omloop Het Volk in 1945 (20 years & 65 days old)

01.03.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He heard your slander mid-race and woke the fuck up lol

01.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also spent a lot of energy in early moves

01.03.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Picture from Pixar’s β€œon the birds” short film with one giant bird towering over smaller birds

Picture from Pixar’s β€œon the birds” short film with one giant bird towering over smaller birds

Daan Hoole in the peloton

01.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

For sure!! Kuurne is cracking too, a good day of racing

01.03.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If I had a nickel for every time this weekend Matteo was off the front with a French wunderkind

01.03.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think it’s fine considering their numbers and that he’s not their strongest bet/isn’t as marked, make the others chase

01.03.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ooof poor guy just can’t ever get it together for spring classics :(

01.03.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This year’s should-be-WT Lidl-Trek like Soderqvist lol

01.03.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, he did still beat Vacek, both Philipsens, Degenkolb, Mohoric (so three monument winners), Aaron Gate, KΓΌng, and Brennan πŸ”₯

28.02.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Under the radar so good last year too, wish she went to a less stacked team tho

28.02.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He can do that when he wins the Tour-Vuelta double this year

28.02.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0