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@nerdcatte

NOT SPOILER FREE - PROCEED AT OWN RISK NERRRRD, WoL, sassy li'l shit. Regular breaker of the fourth wall. SFW ONLY Married to G'raha Tia. Flagrant player self-insert. I suck at tags. {Brackets indicate the player is talking}

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I fucking can't with this lmaoooooooooooooooooo

10.03.2026 02:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

canon

10.03.2026 02:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#miqomarch2026
09 - Cardio

09.03.2026 12:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely not. Who do you think got him to wear it?
>:3c

09.03.2026 12:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#miqomarch2026
09 - Cardio

09.03.2026 12:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AND DO YOU STAN EORZEA?

09.03.2026 12:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Failing the Shopping Cart Test: "I am unwilling to put in a tiny amount of effort to benefit everyone."
Failing the Lv1 test: "I am willing to go out of my way to make as many people as possible unhappy."

19.12.2025 05:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I am not to be shown, not to be talked about, not to be discussed. I am to be erased and censored whenever possible.
I am political for simply existing, scandalous for being myself, heretical for living, illegal by my mere presence.
But I refuse to vanish.
Inspired by @sophiane-enjoyer.bsky.social

24.12.2025 22:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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22.12.2025 09:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 856 ๐Ÿ” 530 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 21
A young Lkhagvasuren sits on a snow drift, curled in on herself and holding her head in her hands in grief. Standing behind her is Lkhagvasuren as an adult, turned away but glancing back over her shoulder. The landscape behind them is the snow-covered mountains and forests of Coerthas, shrouded in the darkness of night, with even the light of the stars hidden by the falling snow and clouds.

A young Lkhagvasuren sits on a snow drift, curled in on herself and holding her head in her hands in grief. Standing behind her is Lkhagvasuren as an adult, turned away but glancing back over her shoulder. The landscape behind them is the snow-covered mountains and forests of Coerthas, shrouded in the darkness of night, with even the light of the stars hidden by the falling snow and clouds.

Day 2 Bright

โ€œA dark past doesnโ€™t mean you canโ€™t have a bright future.โ€

#gpose #gposers #AuRa #auraugust2025

02.08.2025 21:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This one, officer. That's the meme that attacked me.

31.12.2025 18:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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10.01.2026 03:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 29 ๐Ÿ” 19 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Apparently "fleece fiend" is slang for "lesbian" in Ishgard.

17.12.2024 04:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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holy crap these jawbreakers are big

28.01.2026 18:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Interational Pastime: Bullying Magnai (he can't read)

25.02.2026 03:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 49 ๐Ÿ” 18 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#genzgaius
Context: www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6D8...

03.03.2026 03:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 50 ๐Ÿ” 21 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

{*pop*}
I wanna shout out to all of the indigenous people that follow me and that I follow. The world is better with you in it; it always has been, and it always will be. Never let anyone forget that.

13.10.2025 20:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 18:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#miqomarch2026
08 - Warmth

08.03.2026 17:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#miqomarch2026
07 - Sapling

08.03.2026 17:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh shit i missed the 7th. welp. double dose of miqo for today.

08.03.2026 17:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

honestly? completely relatable.

08.03.2026 17:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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alisaie WILL steal your girl

08.03.2026 17:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 64 ๐Ÿ” 16 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i think we should start posting this every time someone acts like liking emet-selch or zenos or gaius or yotsuyu etc etc etc makes you an evil fascist

08.03.2026 01:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 903 ๐Ÿ” 370 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
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Sorry because it's something fast but at least...

07.03.2026 14:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 51 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#miqomarch2026
06 - Crimson

06.03.2026 23:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we're all gay

06.03.2026 22:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

{ICly, Rinh has never met anyone in that arc, @onelesscatonmars.bsky.social was handling that while she was on the First.}

06.03.2026 08:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cute li'l thing, vastly underestimates herself on a constant basis. Really hoping Sadu can help her with that.

06.03.2026 08:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He is far comfier than I can describe.

06.03.2026 08:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0