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golden; delicious — blonde bombsite compiler of the Compundium Pundinomicon “You have a head full of history” - disgraced entertainer Phillip Schofield

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Veterans of Unpopular Wars Hall from The Simpsons

Veterans of Unpopular Wars Hall from The Simpsons

new intake incoming

06.03.2026 21:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

end-to-end cryptid

06.03.2026 11:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

gonna start referring to Haribo as ‘junior biltong’

04.03.2026 19:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

he damaged his spine, too

03.03.2026 13:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
News item about a man being run over by his own toy train

News item about a man being run over by his own toy train

will I see you tonight,
‘neath a downsized train?

03.03.2026 13:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🫡

😌

02.03.2026 21:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Selfie of a white male with long blonde hair

Selfie of a white male with long blonde hair

evenin’

02.03.2026 21:44 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Lemmy ordering a round at the Thornbridge pub

“AND DON’T FORGET THE JAIPUR”

01.03.2026 10:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lemmy ordering equestrian equipment

“AND DON’T FORGET THE JODHPURS”

01.03.2026 09:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Wiki excerpt for ‘Bombturbation’

Wiki excerpt for ‘Bombturbation’

America’s national kink

03.02.2026 12:18 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

got two Vinted orders mixed up in the post 😩 but inexplicably neither buyer seems to want their money back 🙃

28.02.2026 12:40 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

breaking: Greens to rebrand their manifesto as their ‘imamifesto’ (GB News)

28.02.2026 11:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

breaking: Greens to rebrand their manifesto as their ‘transmanifesto’ (Telegraph)

28.02.2026 11:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

breaking: Greens to rebrand their manifesto as their ‘womanifesto’ (Daily Express)

28.02.2026 11:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Jacoby Shaddix furious about his Müller

Jacoby Shaddix furious about his Müller

“It all started when I lost my Müller”

19.02.2026 18:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Simpsons - Return of The Soviet Union
The Simpsons - Return of The Soviet Union YouTube video by MK

Everytime I hear ‘Individual Neutral Athlete’

youtu.be/bBMeMrPuQyU?...

17.02.2026 20:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“she keeps it pumpin' straight to my heart” - James Joyce

15.02.2026 10:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

good lord 😍

13.02.2026 18:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thomas Percy, Gunpowder Plotter in 1605

12.02.2026 10:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dvorsky ice hockey shirt

Dvorsky ice hockey shirt

“how do you say Elon Musk in Slovakian?”

11.02.2026 23:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

THE AUSTRIAN WITH THE IRON CROSS!

not sure about this Moguls event at the Olympics

11.02.2026 17:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

top 5 unexpected heights:

Michael Crichton - 6’ 9”
Peter Jones out off Dragons Den - 6’ 7”
Eric Wareheim - 6’ 6”
Danny Trejo - 5’ 5 ½”
Stalin - 5’ 3”

11.02.2026 11:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Antarctic = bear minimum

10.02.2026 17:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Age verification?

The first cinema I ever went to looked like this

10.02.2026 15:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“I’ve got goosebumps”

BBC Winter Olympics commentator

08.02.2026 20:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sky Remans in the Big Air?

come on, grow up

08.02.2026 19:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
good hair at the hardcore show

good hair at the hardcore show

hardcore hair / feeling gig fresh

08.02.2026 18:59 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I often find myself singing words and phrases to the tune of “leader of the pack” by The Shangri-Las

Today it’s “asymmetric flaps”

08.02.2026 16:25 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Shiftry, thief of Joy

Shiftry, thief of Joy

they say comparison is the thief of joy

but according to AG037 (EP311) of the Pokemon animated series

Shiftry is the thief of Joy

07.02.2026 13:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

met Matt Groening at a music festival, got a photo with him before one of his handlers whisked him away explaining that he was ‘tired’

saw MG again hours later playing the 2p slots

05.02.2026 16:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0