Veterans of Unpopular Wars Hall from The Simpsons
new intake incoming
Veterans of Unpopular Wars Hall from The Simpsons
new intake incoming
end-to-end cryptid
gonna start referring to Haribo as ‘junior biltong’
he damaged his spine, too
News item about a man being run over by his own toy train
will I see you tonight,
‘neath a downsized train?
🫡
😌
Selfie of a white male with long blonde hair
evenin’
Lemmy ordering a round at the Thornbridge pub
“AND DON’T FORGET THE JAIPUR”
Lemmy ordering equestrian equipment
“AND DON’T FORGET THE JODHPURS”
Wiki excerpt for ‘Bombturbation’
America’s national kink
got two Vinted orders mixed up in the post 😩 but inexplicably neither buyer seems to want their money back 🙃
breaking: Greens to rebrand their manifesto as their ‘imamifesto’ (GB News)
breaking: Greens to rebrand their manifesto as their ‘transmanifesto’ (Telegraph)
breaking: Greens to rebrand their manifesto as their ‘womanifesto’ (Daily Express)
Jacoby Shaddix furious about his Müller
“It all started when I lost my Müller”
Everytime I hear ‘Individual Neutral Athlete’
youtu.be/bBMeMrPuQyU?...
“she keeps it pumpin' straight to my heart” - James Joyce
good lord 😍
Thomas Percy, Gunpowder Plotter in 1605
Dvorsky ice hockey shirt
“how do you say Elon Musk in Slovakian?”
THE AUSTRIAN WITH THE IRON CROSS!
not sure about this Moguls event at the Olympics
top 5 unexpected heights:
Michael Crichton - 6’ 9”
Peter Jones out off Dragons Den - 6’ 7”
Eric Wareheim - 6’ 6”
Danny Trejo - 5’ 5 ½”
Stalin - 5’ 3”
Antarctic = bear minimum
Age verification?
The first cinema I ever went to looked like this
“I’ve got goosebumps”
BBC Winter Olympics commentator
Sky Remans in the Big Air?
come on, grow up
good hair at the hardcore show
hardcore hair / feeling gig fresh
I often find myself singing words and phrases to the tune of “leader of the pack” by The Shangri-Las
Today it’s “asymmetric flaps”
Shiftry, thief of Joy
they say comparison is the thief of joy
but according to AG037 (EP311) of the Pokemon animated series
Shiftry is the thief of Joy
met Matt Groening at a music festival, got a photo with him before one of his handlers whisked him away explaining that he was ‘tired’
saw MG again hours later playing the 2p slots