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โ€œMaybe you can, maybe you canโ€™t โ€ฆ โ€œ

06.03.2026 23:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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06.03.2026 23:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The proverbial question:

How did tRump bankrupt casinos ?!

06.03.2026 22:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

trump didnโ€™t care when Putin placed a bounty on our soldiers in 2019, with the Taliban. After the Taliban killed 20 US soldiers, trump pardoned their leader along with 5000 Taliban soldiers, then surrendered Afghanistan to them!
They are in control to this day!

06.03.2026 21:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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2019.

06.03.2026 22:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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06.03.2026 21:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Naturally, heโ€™s more worried about college football rather than The Trump - Epstein War he started in the Middle East.

Someone said the Orange Moron would be bored with the war, deaths, & destruction, in just a few days time โ€ฆ

๐Ÿซค

06.03.2026 21:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
CategoryAnnual Amount๐Ÿฅ Preventive Healthcare & Mental Health$200B๐Ÿซ K-12 Education Equalization$60B๐ŸŒ‰ Infrastructure Repair$40B๐Ÿ˜๏ธ Affordable Housing$25Bโšก Clean Energy Grid$20B๐ŸŽ“ Free Community College$15B๐Ÿฝ๏ธ Child Nutrition & Food Security$10B๐Ÿงช Medical Research (NIH)$10B๐Ÿ‘ฎ First Responders$8B๐ŸŒŠ Disaster Resilience$7B๐Ÿ‘ด Senior Home Care$5B๐Ÿ’Š Drug Treatment & Recovery$5B

CategoryAnnual Amount๐Ÿฅ Preventive Healthcare & Mental Health$200B๐Ÿซ K-12 Education Equalization$60B๐ŸŒ‰ Infrastructure Repair$40B๐Ÿ˜๏ธ Affordable Housing$25Bโšก Clean Energy Grid$20B๐ŸŽ“ Free Community College$15B๐Ÿฝ๏ธ Child Nutrition & Food Security$10B๐Ÿงช Medical Research (NIH)$10B๐Ÿ‘ฎ First Responders$8B๐ŸŒŠ Disaster Resilience$7B๐Ÿ‘ด Senior Home Care$5B๐Ÿ’Š Drug Treatment & Recovery$5B

This illegal, unratified, Trump - Epstein War is currently costing taxpayers over >>>$1 Billion<<< dollars a day !!!

What could we be spending our money on over the next, perish the thought, year to benefit our country overall instead ?!

I made a chart:

06.03.2026 21:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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06.03.2026 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Some of you may die, but itโ€™s a sacrifice Iโ€™m willing to make!  โ€”  Lord McCankles

Some of you may die, but itโ€™s a sacrifice Iโ€™m willing to make! โ€” Lord McCankles

Trump announces his personal war sacrifices.

06.03.2026 05:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It should be a much bigger story that oil prices surged because of Trumpโ€™s illegal war in Iran, forcing the White House to ease sanctions on Russian oilโ€”only for Russia to take that money and help Iran target American troops.

06.03.2026 16:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 504 ๐Ÿ” 225 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Markwayne's parents are Jim Martin Mullin & Brenda Gayle Morris Mullin of Westville, OK. The youngest of 7 children. His father fell when Mullin was 20, prompting him to take over the family business, Mullin Plumbing.

He has 6 kids: Jimjim, Andrewjim, Larrajim, Lynettejim, Ivyjim & Jaycejim.

06.03.2026 16:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well ... at the very least, being an MMA cheerleader & combination plumber helper qualifies him more than most of the tRump cabinet. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

06.03.2026 16:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I always wondered why Trump is never grabbing his own neckgina constantly, but then I realized, too, it's 80-years old.

I always wondered why Trump is never grabbing his own neckgina constantly, but then I realized, too, it's 80-years old.

I always wondered why Trump is never grabbing & fingering his own neckgina constantly, but then I realized, too, it's 80-years old.

06.03.2026 16:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And you know Trump manipulated & tried to hide these numbers as well he could.

Itโ€™s most likely a lot worse, ever the truth be known.

06.03.2026 14:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œExcellent !โ€ โ€” Cricket ๐Ÿพ

06.03.2026 05:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Some of you may die, but itโ€™s a sacrifice Iโ€™m willing to make!  โ€”  Lord McCankles

Some of you may die, but itโ€™s a sacrifice Iโ€™m willing to make! โ€” Lord McCankles

Trump announces his personal war sacrifices.

06.03.2026 05:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Grandpa tRump with 8 shades of skin colors.

Grandpa tRump with 8 shades of skin colors.

On the world globe, what countryโ€™s borders are these (from today) ?

06.03.2026 00:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Keep your feet on the ground and reach for the stars โ€ฆ

05.03.2026 22:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As I said before, he almost twists his ankle jaunting on those 4-inch cowboy boot heels. ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ‘ข๐Ÿ‘ข

05.03.2026 22:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Define: Deer in the headlights โ€ฆ

05.03.2026 19:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Markwayne Mullin.

05.03.2026 19:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ฎ

05.03.2026 19:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gravel pits across the country are very afraid โ€ฆ

05.03.2026 19:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Same bravado, Markwayne?

14.08.2025 02:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 25 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
๐ŸŽถ โ€œShort people โ€ฆ โ€œ

๐ŸŽถ โ€œShort people โ€ฆ โ€œ

The question now โ€ฆ

Will new DHS head Markwayne Mullin & Corey Lewandowski be sharing their private jet bedroom together during their sleepovers ?!

05.03.2026 19:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Rep. Pramila Jayapal (D-WA) after leaving the upper balcony.

05.03.2026 19:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Rep. Pat Fallon shares story of U.S. Capitol riot Texas Representative Pat Fallon shared a story about U.S. Representatives helping Capitol Police defend the House Chambers on Wednesday.

www.newschannel6now.com/2021/01/07/r...

05.03.2026 19:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m sure you already know this โ€ฆ but thatโ€™s the former MMA fighter Markwayne Mullin as he cowered, afraid of the Jan 6th rioters โ€ฆ while ducking behind men with guns, chairs, and the one guy ( Patrick Fallon ) actually standing up, bravely ready to fight using a wooden bar as a battling ram.

05.03.2026 19:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well โ€ฆ looking at the bright side (?), thereโ€™s one less GOP senator in Congress to steal Grassleyโ€™s lunch per diem each day.

05.03.2026 18:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0