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But it worked out
Since they eventually had to cross the road THEY WALKED DIRECTLY AT ME SQUEEEEE!!!! Please add your own music.

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QTP with a gif of a powerful woman.

I can guarantee you: gay people on the screen won’t be what kids will talk about if you don’t make a huge deal out of it.

They’re way more interested in the aliens/slime/spaceship/toilet jokes to care about whether two boys kissed each other.

Your job is to make the movie, not parent others’ kids

Cute smile from Illya at Napoleon! 🥰😆

Illya's turning tables on Napoleon after his behaviour at the start. 🤣😆🥰

Napoleon's MacGyvering an escape. 🥰 He should do more of this.

Illya is being smart about trying to escape. Napoleon seems frustrated, but trying to keep going.

Napoleon gets very serious & focused when he's worried about Illya. It's very sweet imo.

Napoleon wants to go find Illya, of course, & doesn't like Waverley's plan that might get Illya killed.

He's off to investigate his idea....alone. Can tell he's a bit on edge, as his hair's a little unkempt at the front. 😆

Illya's blue pajama top is half unbuttoned & it's very distracting! 🥰

Once again kidnapped by someone Napoleon has upset, because at least some of their opponents have worked out that they are bait for each other! 😋

Illya is not resting....he's reading & doing work that look like science stuff. 🥰 He's also not taking the pills he's been given & apparently keeps cheating on his temp checks. 🤣

Should go sleep. Having one last ep first, for reasons.

Illya's in blue pjs in hospital, being told to rest by Napoleon, because he has concussion from doing something heroic. Illya is stir crazy.

Napoleon is eying up a nurse & apparently the date Illya had planned. This is not helping Illya rest.

Heartfelt and moving 🙏

They sat there, feeling happy together.

A fine can of Irn Bru vodka martini. What does it taste like? I dare not speculate, but I shall shortly find out.

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I think the baddies tried to programme Illya when they couldn't break him, otherwise his fear would be Napoleon talking to him! 🤣🤣 And that's clearly not true.

Anyway - Illya & Napoleon are reunited. And Illya's in a manhandling bad guys bigger than him mood!

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It also doesn't mention that they are partners. It doesn't mention Illya's science qualifications, lab work, book reading or language expertise. Or Napoleon's sailing skills, dancing etc.

Anyway - they're messing with Illya's head & are underestimating both agents & how much they spar together.

So - the heights of Napoleon & Illya are inflated, as neither are as tall as the bad guy's id system says. I can't comment on weight. They have same fight training, but it misses the extras like Illya's explosives proficiency. They have no idea who takes Illya's fancy & are playing down Napoleon's!

They're doing the id thing on Napoleon and so...

He's got black hair & hazel eyes (yes - we can see), is 6ft & 175pounds. Has blood type A. Also proficient in physical arts (LOL), judo, karate, fencing, sharpshooter & inclination to the opposite sex.

And the stuff they don't know about.

Illya says he has an abnormally high pain threshold. Prob comes in useful in his job. He's currently refusing to betray UNCLE, because he's a good lad! 🥰

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Napoleon is very deft at unbuttoning another man's shirt & then doing it back up. And hiding things in his trousers. 🤣🤣

Baddie is going to do horrid things to Illya. Because he's a baddie.

Not enough bad guys call people "Old Darling".

Napoleon is having to go convince a charming playboy to help him. 😂

And of course Napoleon can't stop himself, asking after Illya!

The baddies are using facial id to work out who Illya is. So from this we are told:

He's blond & blue eyed (yes we can see), 5ft 10& half, 160pounds, blood type B & proficient in physical arts, judo, karate, fencing & a sharp shooter.

And the rest the baddies don't know! 🤣🤣

Illya's all dressed up in a tux, in a casino. He looks very dapper. 😆

I believe it was because at the time a lot of European countries didn't have colour tvs. But they could see films in colour in the cinema.