"Jigsaw has no class consciousness" is going to haunt me
"Jigsaw has no class consciousness" is going to haunt me
If you are a fitness influencer you should have to disclose if you got some kind of weird condition where you enjoy eating like a little freak because I will not take advice from you if your brain is just like, ok with you eating plain rice and boiled fish or chicken for a decade straight
This belongs in the Smithsonian. This one frame is responsible for three generations' worth of awakenings, furry, bondage, and both.
One of the cels from the scene that made everyone go "I feel different" when they saw it for the first time in Robin Hood is up for sale
explaining how Ramadan feels to an American:
remember when that cronenberg movie 'existenz' came out and it seemed like a fun and silly conceit for there to be freedom fighters taking on corporate conglomerates in an attempt to protect consensus reality from an ocean of digital hallucination
Did some work on bf's komodo dragon gilf
the onion newspaper is worth it for the ads
The fact that there is a Markwayne and a John Wayne implies the existence of a Matthewwayne and a Lukewayne.
Funny looking fruit
I like
Netflix: Welcome Karl! Would you like to watch a movie?
Karl: yes, please cast it to the tv
Tv: Here's your video? Enjoy!
Karl: *later* please pause the video
Netflix: What video?
Karl: please connect to TV and pause
Netflix: What TV?
Karl: damnit just pa-
Netflix: Welcome Karl! Would you like to
#RememberingSlash
Final boss battles
Conservatives always freak out about having to explain gay topics to their kids but nobody talks about the children in San Francisco seeing all these billboards and having to learn about B2B SaaS CRM at such a young age.
Skunks don't have that problem. The car gets stuck in your tail.
Just realized my tail is stuck in the door in this Uber.
the dumbest form of politics is yelling at voters after you lose. if you lose it is *always* your fault. every confounding factor in the universe is your job to overcome. if you take a position that is unpopular and don't adjust to learning that, you are bad at running for office.
Oh, close! It was her job to do that, actually!
One of the instances in which it is actually emphatically true that by stifling left-liberal criticism of Israel on a liberal basis you just leave open room for nutjobs to do it and fill the space instead
#8 - @rolobear.bsky.social
Macarons and blueberries π»π«
#RememberingSlash
Also everything is fake ripoffs on Amazon so it doesn't work.
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Doctor who has only seen Pagliacci at the theater, staring at his depressed patient: Getting a lot of Pagliacci vibes from this guyβ¦
βFemboy hootersβ has intense proxy pro-Marxist vibes.