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Karlisle

@karlisle

Bay Area, 42, fursuiter.

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"Jigsaw has no class consciousness" is going to haunt me

10.03.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you are a fitness influencer you should have to disclose if you got some kind of weird condition where you enjoy eating like a little freak because I will not take advice from you if your brain is just like, ok with you eating plain rice and boiled fish or chicken for a decade straight

10.03.2026 04:44 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

This belongs in the Smithsonian. This one frame is responsible for three generations' worth of awakenings, furry, bondage, and both.

10.03.2026 04:56 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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One of the cels from the scene that made everyone go "I feel different" when they saw it for the first time in Robin Hood is up for sale

06.03.2026 06:20 πŸ‘ 157 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 6

explaining how Ramadan feels to an American:

10.03.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 500 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

remember when that cronenberg movie 'existenz' came out and it seemed like a fun and silly conceit for there to be freedom fighters taking on corporate conglomerates in an attempt to protect consensus reality from an ocean of digital hallucination

10.03.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 1121 πŸ” 215 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 15
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Did some work on bf's komodo dragon gilf

08.03.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 1542 πŸ” 326 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 1
09.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 6859 πŸ” 2161 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 5

the onion newspaper is worth it for the ads

09.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 4957 πŸ” 437 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 9
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09.03.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
That one coworker #Shorts
That one coworker #Shorts YouTube video by Carisa Hendrix & Lucy Darling

youtube.com/shorts/wLGKZ...

09.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The fact that there is a Markwayne and a John Wayne implies the existence of a Matthewwayne and a Lukewayne.

05.03.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 98 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2
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Funny looking fruit

20.02.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 561 πŸ” 122 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I like

09.03.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Netflix: Welcome Karl! Would you like to watch a movie?
Karl: yes, please cast it to the tv
Tv: Here's your video? Enjoy!
Karl: *later* please pause the video
Netflix: What video?
Karl: please connect to TV and pause
Netflix: What TV?
Karl: damnit just pa-
Netflix: Welcome Karl! Would you like to

09.03.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#RememberingSlash

08.03.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Final boss battles

08.03.2026 03:15 πŸ‘ 505 πŸ” 95 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2

Conservatives always freak out about having to explain gay topics to their kids but nobody talks about the children in San Francisco seeing all these billboards and having to learn about B2B SaaS CRM at such a young age.

09.03.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 147 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Skunks don't have that problem. The car gets stuck in your tail.

09.03.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Just realized my tail is stuck in the door in this Uber.

08.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the dumbest form of politics is yelling at voters after you lose. if you lose it is *always* your fault. every confounding factor in the universe is your job to overcome. if you take a position that is unpopular and don't adjust to learning that, you are bad at running for office.

07.03.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 2690 πŸ” 344 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 61

Oh, close! It was her job to do that, actually!

07.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 3294 πŸ” 233 πŸ’¬ 78 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the instances in which it is actually emphatically true that by stifling left-liberal criticism of Israel on a liberal basis you just leave open room for nutjobs to do it and fill the space instead

06.03.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 1141 πŸ” 198 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 7
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#8 - @rolobear.bsky.social
Macarons and blueberries 🐻🫐

06.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 242 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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#RememberingSlash

06.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Also everything is fake ripoffs on Amazon so it doesn't work.

06.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

‼️

06.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Doctor who has only seen Pagliacci at the theater, staring at his depressed patient: Getting a lot of Pagliacci vibes from this guy…

06.03.2026 05:06 πŸ‘ 154 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

β€œFemboy hooters” has intense proxy pro-Marxist vibes.

06.03.2026 11:06 πŸ‘ 82 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1