air budd dwyer

putting my fine arts degree to work

gotta do some squats or something I'm biking rn and swear to god im sitting on my butthole

they should put Ötzi the iceman in fortnite

cant be working on this kind of shit at the studio they're gonna think im the fucking wikifeet ceo

tiles came out of the kiln

literally in a public bathroom debating taking my shirt off level of shit magnitude

hung out and talked to too many people i know and like at the function and now i am going to Shit My Pant

is it insane to smoke weed for the first time in like 8 months so i can "take a really good shower". i want to feel the rain upon my skin

air purifier: freaking out after i hit a lil zaza :: dogs: getting all riled up when you do a funny little jump at them

its really funny to have been a weird kid on the internet and interfaced with olderish people on there and had this kind of reassurance that well. maybe you do know how to socialize with other humans but then it turns out every single one of those social buffer people was also autistic and gay

kinda bummed how much of my internet contact list i lost when i left twitter. how the hell am i supposed to know when the rest of the people i played minecraft with in 2011 come out as trans now

if everything starts making me show my government id to some mass surveillance corporation to continue using it i guess i just stop using the internet. like thats kind of the only option at that point right

please see the following sequence of events and know that i lived them:
- walk into a building, be asked if you are going to the rave or the store.
- say the store.
- go up three flights of stairs and walk into a room blasting coconut mall
- see this

clamctussy

friendship is NOT about hanging out. or being nice to each other. it is about liking ALL of their posts. EVEN IF its some floppy dogshit textpost

my friends all tell me im insane when i say sometimes its so bad you need to take off your shirt. so thank you for the vindication

look at this cactus. thanks

this was just a real thing that i did unfortunately

Changer, by Fred Thomas 13 track album

literally one of the best albums ever btw. if you even care fredthomasmusic.bandcamp.com/album/changer

this is a post literally only for me but. every time i make any part of my outfit match i hear fred thomas singing "you think these pops of pastel play off each other on accident??"

hey sorry im late. yeah i know you were waiting for a really long time. yeah no. yeah i was just thinking about like. what if a baby bird was also an influencer. wouldn't that be crazy

you wont BELIEVE what just came out of this weird circle

THIS GUY JUST CAME OUT OF AN EGG FOR THE MOST AMAZING REASON

(baby bird that just hatched slowly turns to face a ring light) hey youtube whats up. i just came out of an egg

now THAT'S what i call amore

a photo with a bright flash in what appears to be an unfurnished basement. from around a corner peeks a strange ceramic creature with a long snout and horns and many many teeth

i got a cheap digital camera so i could take photos of my ceramics like this

a ink drawing of a man tackling another man swinging a sword by grabbing him around the waist and putting his face in his crotch

swordfighting tactics, germany, 16th century

i saw it again last night and matt crashed the viewing after running there after his flight to do an impromptu q&a and at the end he basically started choking up about how much he loves his friends & making stuff with them and ran away. i too love the way they love

while on the subway today i developed a somewhat intense paranoia that everyone could hear that i was listening to weezer through my headphones (nearly too shameful to bear)