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Here from vent. Trans man married to a trans woman and gave birth our baby Work too hard and need a nap, but their smiles are worth everything @invalidhandlebunny.bsky.social drew the pfp

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But the boy is just shy of 8 months

24.09.2025 00:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So random question of the baby variety, but y'know how they say no stuffed animals or anything in the bed till after 1 year?
Is that a size thing baby wise or brain development thing? My son is bigger than a 1 year old and sick and I want to give him his crinkle giraffe for comfort...

24.09.2025 00:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta say, I was genuinely not prepared for how sharp a baby's nails would be.
They look all sweet and happy and cuddly, then BAM, pointy

20.09.2025 12:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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19.09.2025 17:00 πŸ‘ 31079 πŸ” 7079 πŸ’¬ 1650 πŸ“Œ 395

So, my son normally goes to bed and sleeps the night, no issue, very little fuss. Well, he was fast asleep and I smelled something.
Little dude was fast asleep but clearly pooped. His diaper was full. So I turn on the light and let me tell you, little dude was PISSED
So much so he did piss.
On me.

20.09.2025 01:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Finally have enough saved to start restoring some furniture I collected πŸ₯Ή

19.09.2025 12:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, no, I will not elaborate further, but thanks for checking

18.09.2025 02:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My son was fed dinner before I got home. Normally I feed him at dinner but got off work late.

Apparently the boy thinks this is bull shit and is demanding I feed him again

18.09.2025 01:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also I have a new job that makes me feel like a sled dog, and yes that is a good thing.
My life is full of enrichment and I appreciate every bit of it

Also I know I can lift a small fridge by myself now πŸ’ͺ

17.09.2025 06:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gave my son a bath tonight, he gave me some grumpy looks, but no crying or whining anymore, just calm curiosity.
I think he even likes being clean. Very proud of how far he's come.

Newborn Era bath time was a war of overwhelming sensation for the poor guy

17.09.2025 06:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the only type of news I want to see from now on. Thank you

16.09.2025 00:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Even better, people will defend it as "freedom of speech"

16.09.2025 00:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Update on previous post: Wife said to go for it via cashapp and the app stopped us and warned it seemed like a scam, so yeah, don't do that.

16.09.2025 00:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

About an hour later he sent the money back, saying he was having issue with PayPal and asked us if we could use cash app instead.
The item is one of a kind, collectors sort of thing, but does this seem sketchy as it feels? Does PayPal have issues like that if he refunded my money?

15.09.2025 23:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey anyone reading this, could use an advice.
So my wife found something on marketplace she has been wanting forever. Seller is willing to ship the item. At first they wanted a transaction through PayPal, so I sent the money because I know PayPal is safe for that, but
/cont

15.09.2025 23:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

From what doctors have told me in the past, forgetting is okay, just take your next one, and make sure you take all of the presciption, even if you feel better before you run out

13.09.2025 23:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mine was supposed to be 4 seasons, but season 4 got canceled due to lack of interest, but Kyle XY.
Season 1 especially.

13.09.2025 12:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To the tune of Chocolate Rain:

🎢 🎡 Toxic Gains 🎢 🎡

13.09.2025 02:28 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The bed is assembled, he smiled so big when I layed him down, happy baby, happy daddy πŸ₯°

13.09.2025 02:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Y'all! Someone sold me an almost new 4 in one convertible crib super cheap! My son has a bed that converts all the way through his childhood πŸ₯Ή
I'm so excited to put it together for him when he wakes up from his nap πŸ™Œ

12.09.2025 23:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The boy has learned to roll and he is absolutely not responsible with this new power

11.09.2025 23:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have a friend who only got his degree because his girlfriend did all of his assignments.
Dude had a mind that chugged along like a hamster on a wheel, if the hamster was overweight and easily distracted...

06.09.2025 01:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I 100% believe Arby's would be chaotic enough to do this

06.09.2025 01:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's still early in his life but there is so much baby does that make me so happy to be his dad and just proud of him. I can't wait till he can talk and tell me what he's thinking, but his smile is precious and I love him so much

06.09.2025 01:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's the landlord

06.09.2025 01:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That was my experience with my partner. I definitely wouldn't have done it for anyone else. They were constantly telling my how handsome I looked, rubbed my belly, thanked me, apologized, cooked for me, whatever I wanted/needed.

That's what anyone carrying their partner's child deserves

05.09.2025 11:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Getting hurt is not funny, that looks painful"
It's not the fact that I got hurt that's funny, it's the ridiculousness of the situation which caused the ouch

05.09.2025 11:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So at work the other day, I was rushing and looking at what is essentially my to do list, which was nearly complete (finish to do list, go home) and I full on headbutt a piece of equipment so hard it scratches up a side of my face.
I find it hilarious in a cartoony wtf way
Soulmate does not

05.09.2025 11:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So I think the plan for Saturday is Garlic rosemary rack of lamb with a mushroom risotto, creamed spinach, and roasted Brussel sprouts

Something spouse and I can enjoy and baby can nibble here and there 😊

04.09.2025 20:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But I want to make sure it's something we can all indulge in together.
A rack of lamb sounds great, maybe some rice. I don't think baby can have salad yet, so maybe creamed spinach?

04.09.2025 19:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0