Cristabel

This is like top five things I’ve ever seen in my life

This is some treasonous bullshit.

kermit the frog is making a funny face with its mouth open . ALT: kermit the frog is making a funny face with its mouth open .

Hasset’s apparent strategy of being so fucking annoying to look at and listen to that few of us can tolerate it long enough to pick up on the utter bullshit he sputters through his ridiculous smirk is really quite brilliant.

Job requirements:
1. A complete inability to rationally judge risks v benefits
2. Daily misspokes

😂😂😂🤮🤮🤮

She won’t get her cake or to eat it

Or even dumber, eg, Markwayne

I mean I guess it’s a move in the right direction. Still don’t understand why he put out that initial statement

Glad to see the leader of our other neighbor condemning this illegal war. Still so disappointed in Carney.

“Now please like and subscribe!”

God he sounds exactly like his South Park character.

Sometimes when I leave the house I forget my keys. This shitshow is the same level of planning as going to fucking Walmart requires.

Her only means of defending herself is by being super bitchy. God she sucks.

This is definitely not the worst case. This is probably close to the best case.

5% does not equal half. How dumb do they think we are? And honestly, I wouldn’t mind if it did. No one needs 300 billion dollars. Even 150 is too much! The greed is outrageous.

The corruption grows daily. Predictions markets are ripe for it. All of it is disgusting.

Beclowning herself yet again. Clinton’s facial expression is all of us right now.

Also, g’bye healthcare, abortion rights and the world’s respect.

This is treasonous behavior. The separatists better realize that.

But but, we have to go with the most centrist, corporate-aligned dem candidates! Because reasons!

I saw the weather report but was refusing to believe it.

It’s fucking snowing outside rn I CANT EVEN

Dumbass shoulda got the damn vaccine. Now his grouchiness from having that kind of pain got us into a war. Are we healthy again yet??

Great now I’ll have the GI Joe song in my head all day! But seriously, this is an extremely accurate description of our current situation

The entire administration is just an AI chat bot trained on GI Joe.

The Apple Watch cancels out the fort-like nature of the curtains.

No matter how much I hate Trump, I still would never sanction a foreign attack to remove him. His regime has committed terrible crimes against us and other countries, just like Iran’s has, and it’s still not warranted for other countries to bomb us to be rid of him.

I can feel the peace already. Such a nice warm glow, this peace.

It feels like he’s trying to make it seem like he’s oh so impartial, like oh I don’t automatically oppose Trump, I can be objective, I only oppose the crazy. I realize it’s hard to find anything NOT crazy to get behind but, really bro? Fucking gross.