Being an American these days kind of feels like if you have a shitty parent and they're constantly embarrassing you in public like leaving a dime for a tip with a note that insults the waiter, so you have to go back in and apologize and leave $30.
All must suffer.
I feel like if you commit an infraction against a Tkachuk brother it should simply not count.
what a game by Macklin Celebrini
•25:53 TOI (most on Canada)
•9 scoring chances (game high)
•8 shots on goal (game high)
•Assist on the game winner
This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆
always everywhere
then what i am supposed to do with all of these heights
garbaggggge hit
Here's that Hilary Knight goal for USA
summer olympics: ooooh look at me I can run in a circle, la dee da
winter olympics: *skis a mile then fires gun*
the Olympics commentator just said that Hillary Knight "has rizz at 36" and i want to turn in to dust
they just called her unc
UPDATE: four minutes into the first event of the Winter Olympics, there has been a power outage
someone on reddit made an ical of the olympic events FYI www.reddit.com/r/olympics/c...
as someone who cannot survive without a calendar this is great
The increasing number of billionaires in every new release of the Epstein files are another reminder that billionaires shouldn't exist because they're immoral, exploitative hoarders and the world would be better if we abolished every one of them.
Billionaires: the only minority destroying humanity.
This thread is 3 weeks late because I've been sick+busy, but here is everything we've accomplished at lb-hockey.com in 2025 🏒
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Hey y’all: if you use Libby and you hate them allowing generative AI content and incorporating it in other ways you can go to your profile, scroll down to “help and support”, and take a survey to tell them that you hate it
william eklund supremacy
New article up on LB-Hockey! 🚨🏒
Our 2026 Olympic Guide is here as we dive into the Finnish, Swedish, American, and Canadian rosters to figure out which snubbed players deserve to skate in Milan.
🔗: lb-hockey.com/2026/01/13/2...
WOAAHHH 🤯
Igor Chernyshov gets his seventh point in JUST seven games‼️
I love responding Hell Yeah to my friends
Celebrini with the highest game score in a regular season game that I can remember.
holy
New article up on LB-Hockey! 🚨🏒
How we built a model that blends publicly available hockey data to obtain eye-test-sturdy playing styles, and contributions in the form of standings points.
Capturing Playing Styles & Contributions in the Modern NHL 🔗: lb-hockey.com/2025/12/05/c...
seth jarvis plz
me too honestly
do you think sabrina carpenter ever just..hangs out at home
This summer we did a deep dive on Will Smith's rookie campaign and how he progressed from completely avoiding any sort of contact to attacking physical areas of the ice more often.
Now, the Sharks' sophomore thrives when faced with pressure on offence, super impressive for a 20yo second-year pro! 🦈
“he can really screen the shit out of his own goalie”
