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Restaurant menu: Murder.. Evil.. Twisting my evil moustache..

Me: I'll take it all, thank you!

28.02.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I resspomd

22.02.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Visual novel ending spoilr:

The end

18.02.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Please stay firm in your beliefs in these hard times. The world cannot get any better without you

27.01.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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29.01.2026 13:54 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
a comic where three superheroes pose and one says: WE'RE THE FEMINIST-FATALES AND
WE LOVE SUPPORTING
WOMEN!!

suddenly a group of figures wreathed in smoke bust through a wall shouting β€œnot so fast”

three villains stand and say: WE'RE THE DE-SISTERS AND WE WANNA TEAR DOWN OTHER WOMEN!!

AND BE SUBSERVIENT TO MEN SOCIOPOLITICALLY AND STUFF

we zoom out to see this scenario is being acted out with figurines by a small boy who makes his dolls say
"YOU'RE MISINTERPRETING THE TEXT! GENDER PERFORMANCE IS INCOMPATIBLE WITH A FIXED DICHOTOMY OF GENDER!!'
"BIMODALITY IS STILL
DICHOTOMOUS! SPECTRUMS CAN BE HEMISPHERED INTO DISCRETE HALVES!!"

his mom who’s watching him, speaks into her phone: NO NO, I'LL SUPPORT HIM WHEN HE INEVITABLY COMES OUT

I JUST WANT
WHOEVER HE
BECOMES TO GET LAID

a comic where three superheroes pose and one says: WE'RE THE FEMINIST-FATALES AND WE LOVE SUPPORTING WOMEN!! suddenly a group of figures wreathed in smoke bust through a wall shouting β€œnot so fast” three villains stand and say: WE'RE THE DE-SISTERS AND WE WANNA TEAR DOWN OTHER WOMEN!! AND BE SUBSERVIENT TO MEN SOCIOPOLITICALLY AND STUFF we zoom out to see this scenario is being acted out with figurines by a small boy who makes his dolls say "YOU'RE MISINTERPRETING THE TEXT! GENDER PERFORMANCE IS INCOMPATIBLE WITH A FIXED DICHOTOMY OF GENDER!!' "BIMODALITY IS STILL DICHOTOMOUS! SPECTRUMS CAN BE HEMISPHERED INTO DISCRETE HALVES!!" his mom who’s watching him, speaks into her phone: NO NO, I'LL SUPPORT HIM WHEN HE INEVITABLY COMES OUT I JUST WANT WHOEVER HE BECOMES TO GET LAID

17.01.2026 05:36 πŸ‘ 2972 πŸ” 652 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 9

It is fibbing Friday

09.01.2026 00:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No you didn’t

08.01.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bart bash is good, the algorithm just ignores it

08.01.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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02.01.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm sorry, but I couldn't resist drawing this.
ζ‹ŸηΈεŒ–ζ³¨ζ„β€ΌοΈ
#rhythmdoctor

28.12.2025 18:40 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

My Fucking Ex Took the 8 Red Kids

14.12.2025 04:11 πŸ‘ 2150 πŸ” 787 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 9

Me

26.12.2025 20:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gay people… t-t-today???

25.12.2025 22:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#epic

21.12.2025 23:57 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NEW NICHE MEME:
When the time reaches midnight, run a bath and turn off all lights, turn off any electrical devices and step in. Close your eyes and think about life

13.12.2025 17:00 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hate you

16.12.2025 22:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.12.2025 23:46 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Peter what are you doing

I am playing bart bash at bartbash.com
#meme #funny #game

11.12.2025 23:02 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Alex why you trying not to laugh that’s disrespectful

#yiik #lemonade #coolitwiththat

04.12.2025 00:26 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You all should be re-blogging everything I post. I don't know what they call it on the Blue sky

29.11.2025 12:30 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ok but can ralsei solve this

11.11.2025 20:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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24.09.2025 12:15 πŸ‘ 2122 πŸ” 708 πŸ’¬ 136 πŸ“Œ 13

All 5 of them are BanBan VIII

03.09.2025 01:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh. Oh that’s political AI slop. That’s political AI slop of my Bluesky.

29.08.2025 17:03 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Trying out this new "Blue Sky" application! I figured a good password would be T47cz8W19pHk

Feel free to use it if you need a new password!

15.08.2025 00:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0