God Emperor of Nextel

Thieves will rip the pex out of new construction and it is now more economical for the contractors to replace it with copper.

Gwayne Hightower from Dance of the Dragons, with an O’s cap crudely photoshopped onto his head

Totally doable for Seattle

Hope they eat shit at the Bank

I think they put the Frederick Keyes on Frederick County VA.

That’s a beautiful bike. What rims are those? The blue goes great with the frame

They should make intersections such that drivers have to roll down their windows and press a beg button for a green light.

Who are you debasing yourself for? Republicans won’t respect you for licking their boots.

The Little Grand is cute and all, but there’s something absurd about an alley restaurant behind actually abandoned retail. Especially with how crowded it gets.

Are there no costs associated with owning unused commercial space? It doesn’t seem rational that it could go this long without an occupant.

I’m not a digital gambler, I’m a digital landlord. Sitting on a stat track factory new skin that’s gained 4000% since I bought it ten years ago is the closest I’ll get to the boomer experience of buying a house for five figures in the 80s.

That doesn’t look like half street

It should be legal for me to broadcast pirate AM radio at such high power that you hear it in your fillings. Get the government off our backs ffs.

The MBT should be tripled in width

At the end of *every* teams meeting, I have to switch over to the teams chat window to clear the notification from the guy who always feels compelled to type “thanks guys” at the end.

Get some boiling oil on it, it’ll be fine

They thought his name was short for Duncan, but they actually call him Dunk cause he’s just that tall.

Fool’s spring, aka “time to scrub road salt off the bike” day

I wonder if their having low social trust is related to them not considering that deceased passengers would have family members who would file suits.

I’m sure it looks like that because it’s a wide shot of relatively detailed glasswork relative to Shrek, but it really looks like a $30k chia pet.

We’ve found a great job opportunity for you (and 11 other phone numbers)! Just click this link that looks like something a Geiger counter would respond to.

Swavorski donkey figurine, from Shrek. It’s translucent. The price is $380.

Honestly they kinda phoned it in on donkey.

Also it’s about 3 hours (assuming ~30 minute wait in Trenton) to go by commuter train via NJT and Septa. That’s $30ish as I recall.

Are those brooks saddles leather? I’ve never seen red/green ones, that’s sick.

I also don’t think AI is going to eliminate that much technical work, because you don’t just pay for the technical work. You pay for the assurance that it’s sound. Maybe AI can generate legal boilerplate. But if Microsoft isn’t taking on liability for the output of copilot, you’re paying a lawyer.

Buying new toolboxes to address tool overflow is like highway expansion. Induced demand to buy yet more tools makes the problem worse.

A map of the British Isles, with a red loop symbolizing a proposed high speed rail line with two absurd water crossings between Ireland and Britain. A lazily drawn amendment to the line from Glasgow to Belfast shortens the northern water crossing, but probably doesn’t make the idea any more plausible.

I feel like if they’re gonna just draw a line on a map and call it a plan it’s not worth critique, but nonetheless I put in a similar amount of effort in this revision.

Idek what vision insurance is for. The only tangible benefit of the plans I was offered was $200ish credit per year towards eyeglasses/contacts. Doing the math on the withholding I’d lose $50/a year if I got new glasses every year.

My chemical irritant

Really overshadows a scar from a stainless steel scan 😬

This show is toe curling.

Charlie from smiling friends taking a fraudulent sick day (laudatory) with the crushed Louvre crown crudely photoshopped onto his head