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| songwriter, artist, indie dev, streamer | he/him | icon: @karaarts | banner: @fuzzytrashbird | 25 | https://youtube.com/@PatchouliBard https://linktr.ee/patchoulibard ❌ No reposting/using my art NO N:F:T/A:I ❌

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unfortunately I WILL change my icon an absurd amount in a short period of time. that is just the sort of man i am

11.03.2026 08:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A reminder to call your reps today! KOSA has been sandwiched into the KIDS Act and is still a huge censorship threat. You can use this tool- it takes just a few minutes:

www.badinternetbills.com

10.03.2026 17:30 👍 486 🔁 650 💬 1 📌 10

Getting to feel hopeless w/ all the news and seeing so many ppl on here talking about 'what's the point of calling' and 'well everyone else is calling so *I* don't have to call' whenever this stuff happens.

Please take it seriously. Call paypros. Call your reps. We need help NOW.

11.03.2026 00:49 👍 353 🔁 349 💬 2 📌 0

save me peach oolong tea. peach oolong tea save me. peach oolong tea

10.03.2026 07:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

peach oolong tea will save me

10.03.2026 07:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i WILL be chewing on the drywall

10.03.2026 04:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you've heard of cuteness aggression now get ready for yaoi aggression where i love these gay men so much i bite clean through metal and rip down the foundation of my house bare-handed

10.03.2026 04:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hey.

Tell people when they do good job.

When you like the stuff they make.

When you like the characters they’ve created.

The stories they’ve told.

Nobody hears it as often as you think bc everyone thinks everyone hears it all the time.

Trust. They don’t.

Tell. Them.

24.02.2026 04:49 👍 13435 🔁 6834 💬 55 📌 200

I am so sleeepyyyy I am not meant for working 10 hour shift at The Job™ I am meant for lounging around eating grapes.......

10.03.2026 00:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sad looking Rin on the left, captioned "Most depressed girl you've ever seen". Happy Len on the right, captioned "Ego Renegade Boy" in all caps.

Sad looking Rin on the left, captioned "Most depressed girl you've ever seen". Happy Len on the right, captioned "Ego Renegade Boy" in all caps.

and i'd kill her again! #flavorfoley_fa

22.02.2026 15:44 👍 398 🔁 206 💬 2 📌 2

i love when the ego is renegade boy

09.03.2026 18:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

shoutout to my testosterone voice cracks btw. can we consider them an artistic choice

09.03.2026 18:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
EGO RENEGADE BOY | transmasc cover | Patchouli
EGO RENEGADE BOY | transmasc cover | Patchouli YouTube video by Patchouli

breaking news: the trans guy likes Ego Renegade Boy. entirely unprecedented and unexpected. never before seen

anyways my cover is premiering in about 10 minutes and I'm excited for you guys to hear it ♡

#vocaloid #youtaite #utaite #flavorfoley_fa

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIu2...

09.03.2026 18:47 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I'm so tired of having everything stripped away from us by people who think they know better.

Pornhub getting blocked in Australia/forced to be SFW only without age verification is straight up fascist bullshit.

If anything, it makes me want to be MORE outwardly lewd. Keep fighting.

08.03.2026 05:29 👍 63 🔁 18 💬 3 📌 0

the ides.

08.03.2026 04:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

me actively reading something on my phone: wait where's my phone

brother what do you think you are reading on. glowing clay tablet? vision from the divines??? get real

08.03.2026 03:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my bedhead spikes up like little devil horns because i am Malicious and Evil™

07.03.2026 22:39 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
LIGHT // ft. Qing Su
LIGHT // ft. Qing Su YouTube video by Patchouli

A slight remake of my old SynthV song Light! I've been wanting to get to this one for a while.

SynthV has really come a long way since Eleanor Forte's Lite bank that I used in the original - and Qing Su fits the song so well ♡ I'm very happy with it.

youtube.com/watch?v=XvLa...

07.03.2026 20:28 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

thank you for this song Flavor Foley it is very tasty

05.03.2026 08:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Video thumbnail

you simply won't believe what song the trans guy is covering

Ego Renegade Boy cover coming soon!! preferably when you least expect it ♡

#vocaloid #youtaite #utaite

05.03.2026 08:57 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have to stress that this is the best thing ever by the way

04.03.2026 22:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Preview
a shadow of a person is cast on the wall Alt: light yagami laughing maniacally

pov

04.03.2026 22:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hrt is crazy because now instead of sounding like a girl when I laugh I sound like fucking light yagami

04.03.2026 22:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

I just love the idea of whoever wrote this having to pause describing the fic to point out how fucking odd it is that Voldemort just shows up With A Gun and tries to make this random teenager kill Harry Vampire Potter instead of just doing it himself. with like. magic LMAO

04.03.2026 00:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Screenshot of the My Immortal Wiki that reads; "Voldemort then appears and inexplicably forces Ebony to kill Vampire Potter, telling her that if she refuses, he will kill Draco. Voldemort then gives Ebony a gun. This is very out of character for Voldemort, as he is usually directly trying to kill Vampire/Harry Potter, and not once is he pictured to be doing so with a gun. This does give her a lot of angst"

Screenshot of the My Immortal Wiki that reads; "Voldemort then appears and inexplicably forces Ebony to kill Vampire Potter, telling her that if she refuses, he will kill Draco. Voldemort then gives Ebony a gun. This is very out of character for Voldemort, as he is usually directly trying to kill Vampire/Harry Potter, and not once is he pictured to be doing so with a gun. This does give her a lot of angst"

the wiki for this fic alone is the funniest fucking thing to me btw and now I have an excuse to point at this part I like

> This is very out of character for Voldemort, as he is usually directly trying to kill Vampire/Harry Potter, and not once is he pictured to be doing so with a gun

04.03.2026 00:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

shoutout to Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way she's like 37 now

04.03.2026 00:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY TO MY IMMORTAL. BY THE WAY

04.03.2026 00:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
"When is your birthday?" "September 14th"

"When is your birthday?" "September 14th"

"Virgo." 
"Yeah, yeah. When's yours?"

"Virgo." "Yeah, yeah. When's yours?"

"March 3rd."
"Gay boy."

"March 3rd." "Gay boy."

it's that time of year again

04.03.2026 00:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

jokes aside I can't wait until I can actually watch it. I can't really handle how loud movie theaters are... sobbing

02.03.2026 21:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

MARKIPLIER!!!!!! RELEASE IRON LUNG ON STREAMING AND MY SWORD IS YOURS!!!!!!!!!!

02.03.2026 21:23 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0