Travis comma bitch

I'll just floss tomorrow

Sorry guys, Lorne said my sketch was cut for time

asking a friend if he can send me the picture that he just showed me of his wife

i am learning in real time that my body is very capable of spite

That is amazing!

Noem getting fired should remind all his other lackeys that as well as you follow the plans of Trump and Steven Miller as soon as it gets him in trouble he'll cut you off

I was just thinking the exact same thing. It's an obvious pattern

WSJ headline that reads Kristi Noem has been replaced as homeland security secretary. The final straw was her combative appearance at a Senate hearing this week.

Her replacement will just be a gun with a bunch of racial slurs written on it

Sinister!!

Equally valid b

Silly me, I just went with "I LEFT my wallet in El Segundo" because it's warm there.

Hell yeah. Just be aware that I'm not sure if that will help or harm your chances

I deserve this

I'm available if you need a reference

Two books. You Better Be Lightning by Andrea Gibson and Meditations by Marcus Aurelius

Two books that I don't ever finish, just start over when I get to the end #worldbookday

The meme where a woman is spraying gasoline into a red cup

Getting ready for the inevitable gas price increases

Righty tidy, lefty Lucifer, got it 🙏

Scalded lol

i’ve scolded my hands many times reciting this, but think of how much worse it could’ve been

an easy way to remember which side of the faucet is hot is that hell is hot, Satan lives in hell, Satan is sinister, and sinister is the Latin word for left

Panic! On the streets of London

at least we won’t be complaining about first world problems much longer

What about OUR purple hearts for the ones you DID post

People too

My favorite kinds of plants are ones that thrive on neglect

I'll hold you to it!

I deserve a purple heart for all the posts I've saved you guys from

I'll just floss tomorrow

Yes to both. Kevin!!!

Hahaha!