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thank you!! feeling nervous but mostly excited

leaving alaska at the end of the month after spending the last 10 (!!!) years here. end of an era fr.

Joseph Rodriguez Instagram story

soooo true, unfortunately the outlook of the rest of my week is fully dependent on whether or not we get a good outcome from the tribe swap tomorrow 😭 #survivor50

i agree that married at first sight is an absolute disaster but that makes me love it 🫣

also they’ve fixed it since switching to peacock but the pacing used to be sooooo comically slow that it was the perfect WFH background show

lol

a voicemail message reading “is this tenadel toro?” “is this tanadel toro?”

this was taking me out, my name is hannah and i don’t wanna say my last name but it’s not toro 😅

i’m so tired at work & we’re moving in 3 weeks anyway i am rapidly losing motivation i have never wanted to walk out on a job more lmao

yayyy happy bday 🎂

omg talking to austinshow worlds colliding

wiki page for Rejection hotline reading “A rejection hotline is a phone number which delivers a pre-recorded message telling the caller that the caller is rejected by the person who gave the caller that number. This project was set up as a practical joke by Jeff Goldblatt in 2001”

omg it’s been around since 2001?!

thinking about it more it might’ve been, college i definitely remember giggling about it with a hs friend but she visited me in college a couple times

if i was in charge of AI it would have a screen grab feature where you just describe a scene & it pulls screenshots with captions or the clip of the scene for you

does anyone have a screencap of christian saying “joetation” #survivor50

yes i remember giving it out in high school lol

I am formally requesting a women's bb season on women's day ✨ #bbsky

this could easily hang as art after completed, if u would spend $350 on a painting i say go for it!!!

I’m not proud of it but I think I like House of Villains more than I like The Traitors

my current fixation salad: shredded cabbage, kale, chopped broccoli trunks if i have them with pumpkin seeds & cranberries. the cranberries in it opened my eyes to fruit in salad.

ugh i’m moving rn too & also have so much shit 🥲 godspeed!!

clothes hanging rack with drawers on the bottom

i suffered with no closet for years & this bad boy or even two of them has been the best solution

sushi neko for all you can eat sushi!!

how are sweet potatoes not more beloved than regular potatoes

i consider myself someone to be more tuned-in to CBS reality shows that the casual viewer & i didn’t ever hear about any fan votes for 50?? did i just completely miss it somehow?

genevieve wearing a red jacket

genevieve putting the red jacket on angela

genevieve can i have your jacket? #survivor50

awh man, hate to see a med-evac on any season, but for it to happen on episode one on 50 after only a couple challenges is just heartbreaking. and to one of the most genuinely kind in a non-annoying way players 😞 #Survivor50

there’s a really good How To With John Wilson episode about this, How To Improve your Memory

what the hell why is he absolutely serving

One cool thing about unequivocally hating AI is that you will be proven right over and over again every single day

rewatching 30 Rock for the 10th time

What perfect album came out the year you turned 18?

i have basic music taste, these two went platinum in my Oldsmobile Alero’s CD player