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RE9 comic
Grace is running away screaming from Chunk
"think, Grace! what would Leon do?!!"
she spins around and yells: "YOUR MOM DIDN'T HAVE A BUN IN THE OVEN, SHE HAD A WHOLE DAMN BAKERY"
chunk looks shocked

RE9 comic Grace is running away screaming from Chunk "think, Grace! what would Leon do?!!" she spins around and yells: "YOUR MOM DIDN'T HAVE A BUN IN THE OVEN, SHE HAD A WHOLE DAMN BAKERY" chunk looks shocked

WWLKD #re9

(bonus panel below)

08.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 4478 πŸ” 932 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 7

it's kind of a problem that our elites generally are dumber than a stack of bricks made by the Especially Stupid Brick company

09.03.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

cannot wait for him to roast her the way he did the Post
bet she takes it a lot worse than they did

09.03.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the truth is these are not smart guys and things have gotten way out of hand

09.03.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Did yall see the finish to the 2026 LA Marathon?

09.03.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 905 πŸ” 185 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 80
09.03.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 788 πŸ” 398 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 6

LRT: this is why all of Europe takes August off and honestly the rest of the world should follow suit.

09.03.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

we need a no history month. historians deserve a break.

09.03.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 341 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

"If you draw a moral line mere days into this war, you won’t have to do years of soul-searching to figure out what was obvious from the start."

09.03.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 295 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have put a good chunk of time into Pokopia now. It's more Dragonite Quest Builders than Pokemon Crossing and tbh I don't love it. I can imagine pretty precisely how someone might end up putting a thousand hours into this but I probably won't.

09.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Text saying "You've read your last free article."

Text saying "You've read your last free article."

Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:

08.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 3347 πŸ” 573 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy International Women's Day πŸ’–

08.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 278 πŸ” 77 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 6

"can you change the color of the ball" that's right, catch 'em off guard
and, honestly, why not?

08.03.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Are you fucking kidding me? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? This got covered up for SEVEN YEARS?

08.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 679 πŸ” 208 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 4

Reposting with alt text.

08.03.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 806 πŸ” 435 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 13

Listen, this story implicated the president of the United States in one of the worst crimes a human can commit, and he spent almost a year and much of his political capital trying to cover it up. But let's not go wild with it, as if it's on the level of a woman using home email at work.

08.03.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 195 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Anyway, RE9 Requiem is RECOMMENDED. It's got scary bits, it's got bombastic action bits, and while none of it matches the high points achieved by other games in the series there's a lot to like.

08.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's also definitely the case that Gideon is dumb as shit.

08.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I enjoyed the wide array of freaks at the medical center and the bombast of the garmr sequence. I wish the arch-villains had been a little better. Victor Gideon is delightfully creepy but boring to confront, and Temu Albert Wesker is simply a tedious non-character.

08.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That said, I don't think any part of the game was genuinely bad except the brief Orphanage section, which seemed not to have any internal logic or narrative significance. I guess it was there to break up the super-long Leon sequence but I don't think it did a good job.

08.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The contrast between Grace's shaky first-person fright segments and Leon's third-person action sequences is really effective though I felt they both had bits that went on too long. Also, I felt like each one got the most exposure at times when the other one had the most critical role.

08.03.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also I rolled credits this week on RE9: REQUIEM, which I thought was built very smartly and had some really snappy bits but doesn't have any moments that truly match the series' deliriously batshit highs.

08.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not going to go any great detail On Here because I wrote a review, but I rolled credits on Relooted and I thought it was really good! I wanted more of it, which is pretty rare. gamecritics.com/sparky-clark...

08.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Said it before and I'll say it again: In a world where all evil is cartoonishly obvious, the cartoonishly obvious answer here β€” Donald Trump had Jeffrey Epstein murdered and the footage destroyed β€” is clearly the correct one

08.03.2026 17:24 πŸ‘ 110 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Not only did the US, per its own β€˜intelligence,’ bomb this girls primary school, THEY BOMBED IT TWICE.

www.reutersconnect.com/item/the-pri...

08.03.2026 12:11 πŸ‘ 1864 πŸ” 896 πŸ’¬ 82 πŸ“Œ 134

nobody involved in this shit should ever be forgiven

08.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 1856 πŸ” 366 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 9

it’s a little bit surreal to be doing ethics training and disclosures knowing this shit is happening in every nook and cranny of the federal government

08.03.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 492 πŸ” 97 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 1

it really speaks to the corrosive nature of this stuff, too - like, the rules are there for a reason, it is good for us to follow them, and it also feels stupid and pointless even if you know they’re good rules because the idea that they’re being applied evenly is such obvious horseshit

08.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 207 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

interesting tactic while you're also looking for supplemental defense money

08.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 745 πŸ” 107 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 1