I think the funniest thing about the Ted Cruz Curse is he really won’t confine it to just a couple of teams; if you are a Texas school and you have a big game, there is a decent chance Ted is rolling in wearing your polo and bringing your doom with him

#YourFriendlyNeighborhoodSpiderMan has been greenlit through 3 seasons 🕸️

(via TheMoviePodcast)

The roof will blow off if the fans hear Scott Steiner’s theme at the Royal Rumble.

I think I would be really good at painting a football field

The Rock is up to something 👀 #WWE #WWENXT

THE NIKO JOVIC SHOW

I have waited my entire life for this moment.

The problem for West Virginia’s offense doing this well is that they have to keep giving the ball back to Memphis

"Dan Skipper on an island" brother that's a big island

Really great piece in @theathletic.bsky.social by Mike Sando detailing how the Chiefs win so many close games and whether it’s sustainable.

This chart is amazing—shows how much Mahomes impacts games with his legs in clutch situations.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/598...

Heisman Trophy results for 5th thru 10th place

Justice Shoats makes coaches regret turning him down Justice Shoats was finishing up his track and field season at Division-II Lock Haven University when he entered the Transfer Portal, looking for a new place to play basketball. That story in itself...

More than a dozen staffs turned him down.

Now, Justice Shoats is making them regret it.

A feature on Siena’s point guard for @mid-majormadness.bsky.social www.midmajormadness.com/2024/12/10/2...

the Benz looks half-empty but then I remember there's an entire stadium-length bar around the mezzanine

Oh shit we get the fun conferences’ championship games tonight

Memphis and West Virginia are headed to Frisco!

Memphis & West Virginia will play in Frisco Bowl on Dec. 17. 3rd official bowl pairing announced

I still love you Brent Key and your big ol’ skull full of bricks

F.E.A.S.T. Week

Forget
Even
Asking me to do
Something at work
Today

Love the dude in the back here

I have a sickness

I'm begging the college hoops gods to give us 9-0 Gonzaga vs 10-0 UConn (on a 23-game win streak) in MSG on December 14. Would be the regular-season event of the decade, I think.

It requires Gonzaga to win Atlantis and UConn to win Maui, among other things. It isn't very likely. But maybe...

The wave was so angry at Navy for trying to sail on it.

Inside the NBA is officially staying together. Thank you Lord, I can’t take more bad news right now 😂

Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins: @firescotch Sorry, who or what is BOFA? Google turns up “Bank of America” and that doesn’t seem applicable to your tweet.

Importing my favorite tweet

How they like em down in San Antonio Chuck

Hello I’d like to talk about your investment portfolio

I hope Dana Holgorsen is using headset comms purely to tell his quarterback dirty jokes

if you see Tyson's cake, then your Paul be Jake
if you see ring but no Rogan, that Paul be Logan

Choosing to reserve judgement about Virginia until next week against Tennessee, mostly because Villanova appears to be in a death spiral. But still. Andrew Rohde making shots? More than one player who can make a 3 on the floor at any given time? Respectfully noticing