Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾

I don't understand what kinds of reasonable questions parents with a basic understanding of US medical history would have about the validity of: measles, mumps, polio, rubella, tetanus & whooping cough vaccines? Shots created around 60-80 yrs ago to prevent children's bodies from falling apart.

Yooberz is brave

So after visiting the doctor I have multiple expensive prescriptions to cover. I'm trying to raise $1000 to cover them and keep my phone turned on. Please, I would be so grateful for help, boosts mean everything 🖤🖤🖤

Hahahahaha

Outdated: "I can fix you"

Underrated: "I can elevate you"

Hehehehe How did I miss that one !!! LOLOL

An image of a news reporter lady poses at the edge of a port in the middle of a port city. She is standing underneath a large clear umbrella with the Heinz ketchup brand featured on it. She is smiling with a giant box-portion of fresh fish and chips, and there are seagulls in the forefront and background of the image looking like they're going to kamikaze torpedo her for all she's worth (she's worth a giant box of fish and chips)

Do not go gentle into that good night

Promotional image of deadstock 90s Nickelodeon Gak in the colors: purple, magenta, fuschia, and blue. They're in a gathered pile together and the fuschia gak stacked on top appears to be oozing over the gak containers

This is your brain on prescription drugs

That's not good enough, they must improve the science

I was in SO MUCH DANGER and I was VERY CONFUSED BY THE PUBLIC TRANSIT SYSTEM

I have so many questions for the owl

Cornea transplant sounds fucking wild...are you on a waiting list ? Are they robot corneas?

The saddest most ironic fate for an owl, of all creatures.

Other glasses wearers honestly look like posers like...why don't you just squint a little bit, it's not that deep?? Stop being a baby.

Historically, I've always won this game

Very very carefully...objects may appear significantly farther and/or closer than they are

It is actually funny when people first learn of my deteriorated eyeball stats

I thought you meant I need less fingers and toes so I'm more like a bird

So many opportunistic ugly men have benefitted from this vulnerability too

I come from a long line of beautiful Italian women on my father's side who are literally legally blind.

Both of my dad's sister cannot legally drive cars because they are functionally blind.

What do you mean owl?!?! I'm a mammal

*sighs* ...I know, it's why I'm so rude and entitled.

Thank you for joining the FGB Truthers.

Picture of FGB riding on the trains during. She's wearing a magenta beanie and blue, green, brown, thick stripe denim jacket with Peter Pan collar. FGB is resting head in hand against a window while riding the train.

I was so *brave for *this

*unhinged; in denial

*riding the trains in Chicago during a dangerous cold snap

This is my hill, there are many hills like it, but this one is mine to die on.

This hill I am dying on is my best friend. It is my death-hill.

I'm just really glad titties made it onto Noah's Ark

FGB in bright cherry red cardigan and checkered pants. Wearing big blue glasses and lying on a bed.

FGB in bright cherry red cardigan and checkered pants. Wearing big blue glasses and lying on a bed. FGB has tongue sticking out and is flicking off camera

You can't handle me, TL

FGB taking public transit and bundled up head to toe, because her life depends on it.

FGB taking public transit and bundled up head to toe, because her life depends on it.

LMFAAAO, a mere TWO DAYS in Chicago taking public transit and walking has me dressing like the Ukrainian girl-next-door in my Nikita hood.

Not so infinite now are ya, huh, womanizing homie

A brave hypeman knows when it's time to roast a homie

The haters will say I'm a hater but that's because they lack the ability to distinguish between inspiring mentors and "yes men"