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That game RULED

08.03.2026 06:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face while talking to another man on an airplane . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face while talking to another man on an airplane .
08.03.2026 02:20 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is how I know that I'm older than a lot of you
bsky.app/profile/nona...

07.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Here's Where the Story Ends
Here's Where the Story Ends YouTube video by Flowchart - Topic

Dammit another one I love www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxYJ...

06.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A little ditty about One Eyed Jack's and Diane.

(My wife rolls her eyes every time I refer to the bar at Jakeeno's as "One Eyed Jak's".)

06.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oooohhhhh

06.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Even if it takes years, we have to bring EVERYONE who made this happen to justice. No moving on, no letting this go.

Revenge is good enough motivation for me personally, but the nobler and important reason is to ensure that anyone who thinks of doing this again knows they’ll rot in prison for it.

06.03.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 2245 πŸ” 614 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 15

I replied with something else but this one's pretty special to me - perfect package of fun chunk of my life.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwx...

06.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My first "real" girlfriend in college was a self-styled goth, loved the Cure, and was absolutely infuriated to learn not only that this existed but that I preferred it over the original.

06.03.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWhen I think about navigating the start of the year here, especially in our hometown in Minneapolis, the thing that we have kept front and center every single day is the safety of our team.” – Target CEO Michael Fiddelke

06.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 395 πŸ” 151 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 4

"Minnesota actually pays for adult entertainment instead of mooching off it like fuckin' Wisco"

06.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The Bangles - Hazy Shade of Winter (Official Video)
The Bangles - Hazy Shade of Winter (Official Video) YouTube video by TheBanglesVEVO

Perfect cover, the best they ever sounded on record.

youtu.be/TxrwImCJCqk?...

06.03.2026 05:08 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nope right team, great job witches

06.03.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Time for a new gig?

05.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

FIRST WASP OF SPRING

05.03.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Normalize asking people "what's your deal?" Because I want to ask but it's a weird question so if someone else could ask and report back, much appreciated

05.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just came up with the dumbest bit ever: Skip Kahless, the legendary Klingon warrior with the hottest sports takes.

05.03.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Deadeye Dick - New Age Girl [Official Music Video]
Deadeye Dick - New Age Girl [Official Music Video] YouTube video by Noneya Bizness (tboy79)

This was fun! Turns out Brandy was the headliner at my Grad Night but all I remembered was these guys. (Why are they in Iowa?) www.youtube.com/watch?v=ConN...

05.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How to win in November

04.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 10985 πŸ” 3052 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 39
Minnesota first Wednesday siren AWOOO

Minnesota first Wednesday siren AWOOO

04.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

AWOO IS FUCKIN BACK

04.03.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Billy Corgan appeared on InfoWars multiple times AFTER SANDY HOOK and in a just world would never be seen in public again.

But also what he's describing here is literally the plot of Josie and The Pussycats.

04.03.2026 12:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
04.03.2026 03:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hope you enjoy!

FWIW went with friends to their CHS stop last year and my 10yo (who genuinely enjoys 'regular' baseball) said all the extracurriculars were "a little too much." I kinda got "sexy but chaste" vibes from the whole thing.

04.03.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Texas Reloaded - Greatest joint campaign ad in history
Texas Reloaded - Greatest joint campaign ad in history YouTube video by Dan Crenshaw for Congress

LOL remember this bullshit www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd6b...

04.03.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm angry all day that our kids have to process this shit but I would not wanna be the rich suburbanite from Florida who tries to pick a political argument with them in a bar in 15 years.

03.03.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly "We charge more than Walmart so you can feel hipper than people shopping at Walmart" was a pretty decent pitch for all those years.

03.03.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Got excited when I misread "David Bowie Realty"

03.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love Andor so much that I get mad thinking about how for years these brave nobodies evaded a galactic secret police and built complicated cells to undermine Imperial activity just so some dopey magic farmboy could use his special powers to blow up their big weapon and get a medal on his first day.

03.03.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stupid things I'd do with a time machine include going back to my 20-something self and saying, "save thousands of dollars and improve your genetically high cholesterol with this one weird trick."

"Also more farts, but whatever."

03.03.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0