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i can’t even imagine

i’m very fond of fond

i like to think everyone arriving on bluesky was greeted by @cockremover.bsky.social

and then she stabs them

oh shit, GemCraft

that was good shit

love me some good tower defense games

deleted scene from quest for glory 5

luckyyy!

i haven’t seen any butts at all

you better be thankful for your butt-seeing privilege

can i just go to whatever airport is closest?

i don’t want to fly to laguardia to jork

gotta screenshot!

there were 5 teslas driving slow in the passing lane on my way home today

something something 5.56mm

something something pew pew pew

you can grill sauerkraut?

how?

teach me your secrets 🤩

pissing on the produce
section as i walk by
i got banned from the store

i blame woke

reply “stop”! please!

this is so embarrassing

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if it can fit in a juicer, anything can be juiced

i’m sorry, there’s something wrong with the notifications

try replying “stop”

maybe that’ll work

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in a good way

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prude

a small pink pig is looking at the camera while standing on a table . ALT: a small pink pig is looking at the camera while standing on a table .

i dunno about “hog”, but yes

y do girls have to put tampons in there butt? i don’t get it

the FUCK 😠

markymark fingersnose

i would NEVER

i just asked a question so i could educate myself

it’s pretty close though!

and why is she not wearing PPE?

i’m calling OSHA

UGH

right?

why is she cutting her legs off?

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