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Pork chop influencer. Self-made potential billionaire. Friend. he/him/his DC via VT

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a man says he 's a weird fella while sitting at a table with his hands folded ALT: a man says he 's a weird fella while sitting at a table with his hands folded
07.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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elmo from sesame street is dancing in front of a red flag . ALT: elmo from sesame street is dancing in front of a red flag .
07.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I say we set our clocks back an hour instead. No kings, no masters

07.03.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

On the one hand, sure great

on the other, this shitbag is about to get *paid*

07.03.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me? Yeah, just digging into the mantle at this point

07.03.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

tbf I don't think I want them covering local DC news anyway

07.03.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was trying to remember what this reminded me of, then I realized it was this, aimed at the same reporter!

07.03.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is speaking into a microphone with the words fri-day-night behind him Alt: Tim Robinson from I think You Should Leave in a suit and tie is singing into a microphone with the words fri-day-night in front of him
06.03.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

1. Spanish Love Songs - Brave Faces Everyone. All bangers, front to back. No skips.

2. Spanish Love Songs - No Joy. Pretty okay, change of sound, not what was expected. Not bad, just okay, and a few skips.

06.03.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€˜yo brother, legal team confirmed that we can’t work with minors rn’

06.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 610 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 5241 πŸ” 1170 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 22
06.03.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 408 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 5
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Albini Sessions (Benefit for Letters Charity), by Fugazi 12 track album

Stop literally everything.

Steve Albini's Fugazi sessions, widely bootlegged and full of lore, now available officially for the first time.

fugazi.bandcamp.com/album/albini...

06.03.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 1236 πŸ” 465 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 127
Tabby cat in a box

Tabby cat in a box

Is the war over

06.03.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 144 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Apropos of nothing, but DHS is a huge, sprawling, incoherently built apparatus that *no one*β€”no less Noem, at least the cruelest to ever "try"β€”has been able to manage successfully.

05.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Kid Rock performing on an airport TV screen.

Kid Rock performing on an airport TV screen.

Very impressed by how quickly the DHS was able to find new airport content talent.

05.03.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She's very lucky she's in a room filled with the only cops on Earth who aren't on their phones.

05.03.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 107 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sure Lewandowski, committed to the department, will remain as a close adviser to Mullin.

05.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 1827 πŸ” 270 πŸ’¬ 187 πŸ“Œ 22

I least I don't have to see Kristi Noem's stupid fucking face everywhere in the airport anymore

05.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*that* Markwayne Mullin?

05.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Great (terrible) example here of the difference between precision and accuracy.

05.03.2026 11:57 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Have they tried not bombing an OPEC member yet?

05.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 498 πŸ” 79 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

with all due respect to FIFA [none, derogatory] fuck this and them

05.03.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think β€œThere are no merits” is on the Trump DOJ letterhead

05.03.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean he’s super naive and optimistic (and hubristic about his abilities) so it tracked to me, but I see where you’re coming from

05.03.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Depends on the letter next to their name

05.03.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And it’s a definitely ymmv on whether you like the political bits

04.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s definitely the slowest in the series (not surprising, most book 2s are) but it has a couple of *great* twists.

04.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

this is the face you make when you win concert tickets from the radio

04.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Prove this fucker

04.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0