Mikey 🕺

i want to be engaged but i don’t want to get married if that makes sense …

even long after its end, The Other Two still persists.

😭😭

oh it’s purrring

well good luck charlie

hungover as a house, but new underwear/speedos came so we’re cheering !!

mind you, you’re in a relationship

i was so worried about having to invite the guy i was talking to to my birthday party (in 3 months) just for him to ghost me

and some days, i need it tbh

Being the gay guy office hire is such an ego boost because i could wear the ugliest outfit imaginable and still get called fabulous by a blonde girl on the social team.

should i kms?

every top i’ve ever met has a full bakery of Entenmann’s Crumb Cake in the back

the only tillyverse i recognize

lmaoooo

girl i’m bored, let’s go stream PinkPantheress and play with our pussies…

everything reminds me of him.

where can i get this necklace?

what will my gf think?

give us a tour bb

we’re a package

When a guy ghosts me, a million questions race through my mind. Was my personality too charming? My laugh too infectious? My bush too bushy?

:)

oomfs having real jobs is wild to me, like wdym you’re an accountant and not an out-of-work sculptor with a podcast where you dissect Lana Del Rey lyrics?

Jesus Loves Winners ♥️

neeeed

#liked

how much per pound? is it organic?

To Be Loved is To Be Edged.