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I loved the Office/30 Rock Muppets series. Would love to see it come back.

“Iran from the Epstein Files”
Run Forest, Run!

FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?

This month in 1967, The Velvet Underground & Nico released their self-titled debut album, one of the most influential records ever, influencing rock and alternative music, punk, garage, krautrock, post-punk, shoegaze, goth, and indie.

friend sent this over from the other place and unfortunately I did laugh

'Evil Dead' Icon Bruce Campbell Reveals Cancer Diagnosis, Cancels Future Fan Events The "Evil Dead" actor says that his cancer is not curable but is treatable, and he is canceling future fan events.

FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK.

They always have trillions of dollars for illegal wars in the Mideast, but SCOFF in your face and clutch their pearls when you ask for universal healthcare. You are all being played.

You know the rule

youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?...

Ouch, there goes my fillings.

It’s really crazy how much I’ve been agreeing with Rep. Thomas Massie recently!

Dumb bitch

www.draftbarrontrump.com

These guys were selling t-shirts until they needed a war to cover up the intentional damage they did to the economy and the president's involvement in a pedophilia scandal.

AI is such a scam investment, I can drink three gallons of water and give you terrible advice, where’s my $60 billion?

Black and white photo of Marjane Satrapi with the quote: "The world is not divided between East and West. You are American. I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same."

Once again.

"All of their orbits are different lengths – Mercury takes 88 Earth days to circle the sun while Neptune takes about 165 Earth years – so planetary alignments are a lucky coincidence of geometry and orbital dynamics."

I think they mean that the planetary alignments are explained by math.

"All of their orbits are different lengths – Mercury takes 88 Earth days to circle the sun while Neptune takes about 165 Earth years – so planetary alignments are a lucky coincidence of geometry and orbital dynamics."

I think you mean that the planetary alignments are explained by math.

Once your tires hit the Causeway bridge headed north you are in yankee country.

A player rushed to save a seagull after it was whacked by a soccer ball, performing CPR to revive the bird.

And goodnight.

The world was saved because a human being didn't trust a computer.

So, how is Operation Epstein Fury going? #fucktrump

Ancient sculpture of the Egyptian God Anubis where it kind looks like he's doing a "settle down, we're all friends here" gesture.

ANUBIS: whoa, whoa, easy there. let's not make any hasty decisions. or do anything we might regret. my name is anubis, what's yours? imhotep. nice to meet you imhotep. now we're talking to each other. we're friends. so how about you put down the gun, let the girl go, and i'll put away my feather.

BREAKING: The State of the Union has been changed to The Airing of Grievances.

How far back in time can you understand English? An experiment in language change

If you liked this experiment, I published a full piece today in the same vein: a text that gets 100 years older with every section, from a modern blog post to a medieval chronicle.

It's a single story spanning 1000 years of English. See how far you get.

www.deadlanguagesociety.com/p/how-far-ba...

Thanks to technology, bananas are becoming obsolete as pretend phones. The future belongs to the Pop-Tart.

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