wizard: to gain the orb of power, you must pass the wizard's test
adventurer: i am ready for the wizard's test
adventurer getting kicked in the dick: HWOOOGH
wizard: not wearing a cup, huh
adventurer: brrgh
wizard: how you gonna be ready for the wizard's test if you don't even wear a cup
25.01.2026 00:29
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Yeah Iβm not going to read too far into this when these doofuses only ever know how to double down. This is just a sign theyβre losing and they know it.
25.01.2026 03:15
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To have this extremely unusual order in hand day-of is astonishing.
25.01.2026 05:29
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βThe MSNBC liberals are saying things irl that will get you banned on Blueskyβ is one of the few silver linings of this current crop of failures.
10.11.2025 15:51
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08.11.2025 23:16
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Education Department wipes out special ed office in shutdown layoffs, union says
The Education Department laid off nearly everyone at the Office of Special Education and Rehabilitative Services.
The end of federal enforcement of special ed laws. Some states - including MN - will likely be ok. But a lot of disabled kids in a lot of states are going to lose the education that federal law and decades of jurisprudence say they are owed.
11.10.2025 22:50
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i haven't laughed so hard in a while
18.09.2025 14:44
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Broke out of Mississippi for a bit
18.09.2025 22:52
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Bird flying over a lake
accidental nat geo phone pic taken today on a walk
07.07.2025 12:29
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FEMA will no longer go door-to-door to assist disaster victims
The move, says one agency worker, will βseverely hamper our ability to reach vulnerable people.β
A reminder: FEMA is no longer going door-to-door to assist disaster victims
[From our Climate Desk partner @wired.com]
07.07.2025 14:07
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They're building concentration camps with money they stole from medicare.
03.07.2025 18:48
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Even knowing this is where fascism was headed, it's still haunting and terrifying to the core to see the fully built camps
01.07.2025 22:06
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I find ICE funding the most chilling part of the bill, but I think the people who will immediately grasp why that is so bad are probably already aware; hammering medicaid, CHIP, etc. is more likely to break through to the lower info people who aren't guaranteed Dem votes in the midterms.
02.07.2025 01:53
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You're telling you me concentrated a bunch of right wing terrorists and anti-communist extremists in one city and it backfired?
Wow. This just never happens. Somebody go get one of the hundreds of CIA agents hanging around town to overthrow them in the name of democracy.
27.06.2025 22:42
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this court says that allowing EPA to regulate carbon emissions is a "major question" that demands congressional debate. but allowing the president to, with a flick of the wrist, end a straightforward constitutional right is something that must be allowed to stand?
27.06.2025 14:42
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Beers taste better if you drink them sitting on stairs. They donβt want you to know this
28.06.2025 00:55
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running the government like a business was always an idea for cold war addled dipshits and ECON 101 casualties but it's moreso than ever in a world where the most successful businesses either buy and kill Toys R Us and hospitals, or spy on you and sell your weaknesses to villains
27.06.2025 04:29
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There's no functional difference between this and someone walking around holding up a camera phone videoing everyone in front of them 24/7.
21.06.2025 09:23
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Oh so his problem is that he didn't get permission first
22.06.2025 03:33
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That Doomsday Clock gonna jump forward like it's the start of Daylight Saving Time.
22.06.2025 02:50
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My fed agency helped build an IRS login system that didn't rely on face recognition, we felt it was invasive. For this were attacked by The Daily Wire as "a cabal of perpetually triggered leftists obsessed with politics and pronouns"
Per Musk's tweets, this is part of the reason he fired us all.
15.06.2025 23:57
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"Impersonating"
14.06.2025 14:46
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Cannot express enough how much what happened at that meeting three weeks ago has changed things on the ground.
Courthouse arrests started within days, then check-in arrests. Worksite raids, once rare, began happening daily. Detention has skyrocketed over capacity. People are going missing.
11.06.2025 23:26
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as soon as those programs started I figured this is where they would take it eventually. still surprised they're not trying something like this in the US, but then they kinda are with trans people on a grand scale
12.06.2025 05:50
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us forces mired in two-front war with a nuclear-capable iran and [squinting] los angeles
11.06.2025 22:34
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