“Super Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, ‘What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’ - Shigeru Miyamoto
Happy Mario day!
Mikey is THE vibe
US Troops have been told by superiors that the conflict in Iran is part of a biblical plan to bring about the end of the world.
One commander said, "President Trump has been anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran.”
Impeach this clown before he gets everyone killed.
This is unintentionally hilarious in the context of the "Monty Hall Problem" 😆
There used to be a news aggregate service called "mondokio" that collected news stories with deviating opinions from around the globe... for the life of me I cannot find anything similar. Do you know of one?
"Radical Liberal" isn't a thing. You can't be radical and be a liberal. Liberals/Democrats are capitalist. Being capitalist is not radical.
"Radical" Liberal: "Time to throw myself into the cogs of the machine!"
Leftist: "Hardcore! What do you intend to do?"
"Radical" Liberal: "... elect blue-flavored fascism again."
Yes thank you! I was scrolling for this comment.
Cut to exterior setting. Shipyard. Lots of baddies loading barrels of unicorn blood onto a boat. In pops Stephen Segal from the top of a staircase. All eyes on him. Bad guys take out their wands. Stephen throws his wand and it bounces down the stairs rapid fire shooting and killing everyone. Cinema
Odo acted like a prude the whole show but you know somewhere hidden behind a panel in his room there's a data pad labeled "Jahongly Donglers in Klingon Leather". 1000% he was experimenting freaky style.
The image is a meme with three panels, using a scene from a movie to humorously convey a conversation about prosecuting people associated with the Epstein files. 1. Top Panel: Shows two characters, with the left one facing the camera and the right one seen from behind. The text reads: "prosecute everyone in the Epstein files." 2. Middle Panel: Features a close-up of the right character facing the camera. The text states: "if we prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, the whole system will collapse." 3. Bottom Panel: The left character is in focus, looking at the right character, with the text: "I already said prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, you don't need to sell it to me."
Two of our beloved pets passed away. My wife's bearded dragon, and my pet bug. The other half was better, we went out for dinner and then watched a scary movie... but yeah, not the best 💔
*OWLbum cover
They don't friggin give a hoot
having your city noticed by the president is now a natural disaster on par with a hurricane or major flood
Many TikTok users recently reported problems uploading videos, sudden drops to zero views, or posts getting stuck “under review.” Almost all of those complaints involved videos criticizing ICE or discussing the murder of Alex Pretti in Minneapolis.
Truth!
*speakerbox from billboard on loop*
"FOR GLORY! Q'APLA!"
a red original Mini Cooper parked between two Tesla Cybertrucks
my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)
Insert a movie into another movie:
Lost in Transylvania 6-5000
Excuse me... the geography was distracting from the Jeffrey Dean Morgan not the other way around
Reminder that if you see someone stealing food, no, you didn’t.
It's giving Nicolae Ceacescu's presidential palace and I can't stop internally screaming.
they said I'd get more conservative as I aged but mostly I've become more politically aligned with Batman villains
so much is bad right now but the AI stuff in particular is making me insane. a desperate attempt to smother all human creative labor at an absurd cost to the planet by some of the most short-sighted, rapacious, and pathetic people who have ever lived
The devil (super jacked) holding his hand out, with a message on his hand saying "STOP whatever you're doing and go watch Star Trek"
So... going to war with Venezuela huh? How dare they have all that oil.
