Maggie

oh my god she doesn’t know

His embarrassed scramble to get up after😹

i'm taking a brave stance that may get me canceled: there is no reason for the pervert glasses to exist

WHY DO ALL THESE HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCES WANT TO BE CONNECTED TO THE BLOODY INTERNET? Our landlady installed light switches that don't work properly unless you use them in conjunction with an app. I don't want a fucking app for light switches. I just want to switch a light on and off, using a switch.

We really do need to hammer home reducing police budgets and using them to bolster teacher salaries immediately. The fact we have these massive goon squads playing candy crush all day at their jobs meanwhile teachers are having to get second incomes is frankly embarrassing as a rich country.

The Council has made it clear this is DC’s money.

The mayor has made it clear this is DC’s money.

The Attorney General has made it clear this is DC’s money.

DC CFO Glen Lee needs to authorize these funds or get out of the way.

Poppyseed, an all-black cat with a few white hairs, sticks her tongue out as she stares off into the middle distance

Truly an exceptional specimen

If you're a DC area bartender or related service industry worker and you hear govt./military people talking about the strikes on Iran, let me know what they're saying. I'm on signal at nslayton.12

Jiminy fucking Christmas

May everyone involved burn in hell

People are always like what’s something you miss from the past and one of mine is antitrust laws

Any mention of Dr. Acula?

I applaud Brook Pinto’s newfound interest in holding MPD accountable for its various sins, but it’s unfortunate that it took the need to appeal to voters outside of Georgetown to activate it

Not only that, he said that fraud by minorities is responsible for the ENTIRE budget deficit.

Which is absolutely insane, but hey, he didn't visibly shit himself, so success!

I don't know why they continue to set the bar for this motherfucker somewhere near the Earth's inner core.

A screenshot of a flyer that says “monthly cash distribution to unhoused and recently housed people in DC. Every month we give $150 to unhoused and recently housed people in DC. Currently we are able to help 17 people and would love to do more. The money is no questions asked, used for rent, food, medicine, clothes, etc. reoccurring and one time donations on givebutter in linktree in bio. Reoccurring donations help make this sustainable. Cashap: $RemoraHouseDC Love and solidarity”

‼️DONATIONS NEEDED‼️

It’s almost the 1st when we send $150 to recently housed & unhoused people in DC!

Help us fill up our Cashap! Donate if able!

Cashap: $RemoraHouseDC

One time & recurring donations can be made on our Givebutter: givebutter.com/remorahouse

Thank you all!

The Mighty Milkshake Ducks

Baby Ozzy attending his first committee meeting aged four months. A small astonished ball of fluff on the table, surrounded by dons.

Ozzy at one year old. Suave, immaculate gentleman cat with massive quantities of fur and amber eyes.

Ozymandias, King of Kings, is one year old today.
He successfully overcame FIP to become the luxuriantly-furred and mighty hunter that he is today, and we are very proud of him.

Happy Birthday, Ozzy!

Mothers and the disappeared Pregnant child detainees are sent to Texas, as harm crosses generations.

I wrote about the US funneling pregnant children in immigrant detention to a Texas facility where their rights can be more effectively restricted. I hear echoes of disappeared parents and kidnapped children in Argentina decades ago. In each case, the intent is to inflict deep generational trauma.

at its peak the show did more in 15 seconds than some do in their entire run

I say this constantly both because the culture is full of the stupidest people demanding the most attention, and because this is basically how CPS works: nurse, neighbor, teacher writes a note and a credulous social worker arrives to make the most bad faith interpretation possible.

Screen shot of the Simpsons with Ralph wiggum between Lisa and Allison saying “my cat’s breath smells like cat food”

Any Ralph quote from Lisa the vegetarian sleep that’s where I’m a Viking when I grow up I’m going to bovine university, I can’t believe I went out with you. And

The discourse is now bad. I personally love "Boo-urns", "Dental plan", "It's still good", "Lousy Smarch weather" and "in this house we observe the laws of thermodynamics".

I'm not entirely sure how they did it, but they've completely cleared the streets around my office in Midtown #NYC.

They paid a lot of people good wages to do the job effectively, thank you for coming to my socialism talk

Screen shot of the Simpsons with Ralph wiggum between Lisa and Allison saying “my cat’s breath smells like cat food”

Any Ralph quote from Lisa the vegetarian sleep that’s where I’m a Viking when I grow up I’m going to bovine university, I can’t believe I went out with you. And

Happy Twin Peaks day to all who celebrate

Green background graphic sharing the Repro Legal Helpline. In the center is a loopy corded purple telephone on its side. At the top in bold, black is "Worried about someone suing you for getting an abortion or helping someone do so?" Under the phone is black text highlighted in yellow that reads, "Call the Repro Legal Helpline: 844-868-2812." Under this is more text: No one should have to be scared that they will be dragged into court for seeking abortion care. When you call us, you'll speak to a lawyer who can offer free, nonjudgemental, and totally confidential legal support for abortion, miscarriage, or birth.

Our Helpline is seeing an uptick of people who face threats of a lawsuit if they get an abortion. It's abusive. And we're here for you.

Call us to talk to a lawyer if you fear being sued or reported to cops for seeking an abortion or helping someone do so: 844-868-2812 or ReproLegalHelpline.org.

Graphic from the DC Dept of Human Services with shelter hotline numbers 311 or 202-399-7093

It’s cold and wet in DC tonight so be sure to have the shelter hotline number- 311 or 202-399-7093 - in your phone and if you can carry cash to help unhoused folks be able to get out of the cold

a poorly drawn cat sitting in a loaf position, connected by a cord to a wall outlet as if charging. above the cat, handwritten text reads: “zoomies are loading”

a cat sitting in a loaf position on beige carpet near a wall outlet. a white phone charger is plugged into the wall, and the cord curves across the floor toward the cat, creating the illusion that the cat is plugged in and charging